>be 2045

[Maysam]

>be 2045
>by now there have been six different Epstein Island copycat scandals
>nobody prosecuted for it
>i attempt to become leader of my country
>my opponent is openly involved in two of the pedophile scandals
>they dig up my EDF past and present (it still exists, still 3 users online)
>am jailed, sentenced and imprisoned for thought crimes
>"Maysam how could you have posted the letter-after-m-word? that's such a double-plus-no-no"
>opponent wins supreme leadership
>every time he gets asked about the scandals his response is "ok and?"
>"haha what a chad amirite", the people love it

 

[minty]

>they dig up my EDF past and present (it still exists, still 3 users online)

3 actual users, 6000 botscrapers

 

[tasuviyo]

The three users are Quence and Tim (still both fat) arguing w each other. Also nanny is still schizoposting in the zoo

 

[minty]

good news you don't have to wait til 2045
the future you're dreaming of is now

 

[weeuzs christ]

the country where they worship the nig that married a 8 year old?

i mean, ok but we need to have a talk afterwards.

 

[Night Lurker]

AI feds everywhere in 2030+.