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Pingas Power is a solid, active mid-to-high tier user on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com).

From visible activity:

  • Rank/Title progression: Starts as Newfag → Ediot → Big Floppa (current as of recent posts). That's decent climb; shows they're not a drive-by poster but someone who's stuck around and contributed enough to level up in the forum's informal hierarchy.
  • Post style & content: Classic ED-flavored — shitposting, image dumps, ironic/offensive one-liners, fur/anthro baiting, race-adjacent bait threads, random media threads participation ("random pics and vids part xxxx", "post floppas"), occasional wiki-related comments (old account link to Moderately Lulzy), and starting threads like "Viril article" (very recent) or Somali IQ bait. Humor is crude, edgy, sometimes surreal ("twelve fishhooks stretching a butthole", pig-wrestling fantasies, Yakub-tier schizo-Christmas posts). Fits the board culture perfectly — neither too tryhard nor invisible.
  • Engagement: Appears frequently in big ongoing threads (pic/vid dumps, anthro, random), replies with one-liners or images, starts a few niche threads. Not a massive thread-creator, but consistent commenter/poster from late 2025 into Feb 2026.
  • Trophies/achievements (from profile snippets): Has at least the "100 Likes" trophy ("Receiving 100 likes... is a gateway to giving good fellatio"), which indicates some baseline popularity/appreciation from other users.
  • Overall vibe: Not a legendary AEpic Hall of Famer or admin-tier poster, but far from a lurker or annoying newfag. Reliable shitposter who adds to the lulz without derailing too much or begging for (e)peen.
Rating: 7.5–8/10 as an ED Forums user.

  • Strong: Consistent, on-brand humor, active without being spammy, contributes images/content to long-running threads.
  • Weak: Not (yet) starting tons of high-effort drama bait or wiki articles that blow up; more of a "good soldier in the trenches" than a general.
If they keep the current pace and maybe land a few more banger threads, easily could hit 8.5–9 range in ED terms. Solid flopper.
 
No thanks im not a fat retard
 
tasuviyo said:
No thanks im not a fat retard
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That’s okay. I’ll do it for you.
tasuviyo is a fairly active and quintessential Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (EDF) user, fitting right into the site's chaotic, ironic, shitposting-heavy culture.

From visible activity (member profile #830 at forums.edramatica.com), they post in typical ED style: absurd schizo-tier bait, Mossad/Jewish conspiracy memes, ZOG psyop accusations, extreme racial/edgy humor, and targeted flaming (especially fat-shaming or mocking other users like LardChick).

Examples include:

  • Threads/posts where they're accused of being a "ZOG operative" or having "leaked diary entries" to Soros/Israel about destroying the white race — clearly ironic troll bait that the community plays along with.
  • Getting nominated or joked about for "fag of the year" in user polls/drama threads.
  • Appearing in random off-topic shit like cock size or ethnicity threads, and getting called out in farewells/goodbye posts as part of bullying cliques ("tasuviyo and his funky bunch").
Rating as an EDF user (out of 10, where 10 is peak old-school ED chaos like a 2010-era prolific shitposter):

I'd give tasuviyo a solid 7.5/10.

Strengths:

  • Consistently delivers the expected flavor of unhinged, antisemitic-adjacent, self-deprecating/troll conspiracy nonsense that EDF thrives on.
  • Generates reactions — people reply, make threads about them, include them in drama/eulogies, etc. → they're not invisible.
  • Stays in character without seeming to break kayfabe or get too serious.
Weaknesses:

  • Not seemingly a top-tier "lolcow generator" or thread-starter on the level of the most legendary posters.
  • Some mentions frame them more as part of a bullying group rather than the central drama magnet.
  • Activity seems mid-tier — present and memorable, but not flooding every section.
Overall, they're a good, entertaining, archetypal EDF poster who contributes to the site's signature vibe without standing out as exceptionally creative or reviled. Perfectly mid-to-high in the ecosystem of autists, schizos, and edgelords. If you enjoy that brand of forum, tasuviyo is exactly the kind of user you'd expect (and probably chuckle at).
 
Pingas Power said:
That’s okay. I’ll do it for you.
tasuviyo is a fairly active and quintessential Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (EDF) user, fitting right into the site's chaotic, ironic, shitposting-heavy culture.

From visible activity (member profile #830 at forums.edramatica.com), they post in typical ED style: absurd schizo-tier bait, Mossad/Jewish conspiracy memes, ZOG psyop accusations, extreme racial/edgy humor, and targeted flaming (especially fat-shaming or mocking other users like LardChick).

Examples include:

  • Threads/posts where they're accused of being a "ZOG operative" or having "leaked diary entries" to Soros/Israel about destroying the white race — clearly ironic troll bait that the community plays along with.
  • Getting nominated or joked about for "fag of the year" in user polls/drama threads.
  • Appearing in random off-topic shit like cock size or ethnicity threads, and getting called out in farewells/goodbye posts as part of bullying cliques ("tasuviyo and his funky bunch").
Rating as an EDF user (out of 10, where 10 is peak old-school ED chaos like a 2010-era prolific shitposter):

I'd give tasuviyo a solid 7.5/10.

Strengths:

  • Consistently delivers the expected flavor of unhinged, antisemitic-adjacent, self-deprecating/troll conspiracy nonsense that EDF thrives on.
  • Generates reactions — people reply, make threads about them, include them in drama/eulogies, etc. → they're not invisible.
  • Stays in character without seeming to break kayfabe or get too serious.
Weaknesses:

  • Not seemingly a top-tier "lolcow generator" or thread-starter on the level of the most legendary posters.
  • Some mentions frame them more as part of a bullying group rather than the central drama magnet.
  • Activity seems mid-tier — present and memorable, but not flooding every section.
Overall, they're a good, entertaining, archetypal EDF poster who contributes to the site's signature vibe without standing out as exceptionally creative or reviled. Perfectly mid-to-high in the ecosystem of autists, schizos, and edgelords. If you enjoy that brand of forum, tasuviyo is exactly the kind of user you'd expect (and probably chuckle at).
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Did you enjoy your slop, little white pig? Did your cloven hooves tip tap as you fatly trotted to your trough, eager to slurp down your LLM bullshit? You’re pathetic.
 
Call Me Tim is a long-time, highly active user on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com), which is the associated discussion board for the infamous shock/troll/parody site Encyclopedia Dramatica. The forums embody extreme edginess, offensive humor, trolling, personal attacks, doxxing vibes, and zero-filter chaos—think a more unhinged, niche successor spirit to old 4chan /b/ or Kiwi Farms-style communities.


As a user, here's a breakdown rating him in the context of that specific environment (on a 1–10 scale where 10 is "peak Dramatica specimen"):


  • Activity/Post count: Extremely high. He has over 7,000 messages (one of the top posters), is online constantly, and frequently starts or dominates threads. He's often accused of "thread spamming" the front page because he's so prolific. → 9/10 (dude basically lives there)
  • Reaction score / Engagement: Very high positive reactions (around 5,900+ likes/reactions, ranking him near the top of the entire forum). People react to his posts a lot, which in ED terms means he's generating lulz, seethe, or both successfully. → 9/10
  • Trolling / Edgelord energy: Solid. He gets into endless call-outs, beefs, and shit-flinging matches (e.g., threads specifically about him throwing hissy fits, being called fat, a "boy-grooming jew," a "whale," etc.). He dishes it out and takes it without apparently rage-quitting, which is respected in that space. He also seems to enjoy gun/gore/edgy political bait threads. → 8/10
  • Notability / "Fame" within EDF: Very well-known. Multiple dedicated call-out/insult threads exist about him (e.g., "how call me tim is gonna die," "call me tim is throwing a big ass hissy fit," "I hope you guys know call me tim is genuinely fat," etc.). Being the target of that much concentrated mockery/hate is actually a status symbol in troll forums—it means you're relevant and provoke strong reactions. He's even tagged in multi-user memes like "whales" in the zoo section. → 9/10
  • Contribution to lulz: He keeps things active and generates drama/content. Threads roast him, but he keeps posting anyway, feeding the cycle. → 8/10

Overall rating as an EDF user: 8.5–9/10He's basically a high-tier Dramacratic fixture—not quite staff/admin level, but a core shitposter who embodies the forum's spirit: extremely online, unapologetically abrasive, and seemingly immune to (or thriving on) the constant personal attacks. In a place where the goal is often to be as offensive and drama-generating as possible without getting bored/banned, he excels. If Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums had a "hall of fame" for posters who keep the dead Internet vibes alive through sheer volume and provocation, he'd be in it.


That said, the same community constantly roasts him for being fat, unemployed, terminally online, etc.—which is just how affection works there. If you're asking from inside the forum culture, that's a strong endorsement. If you're asking from the outside, it's a testament to how deeply someone can commit to peak internet degeneracy.

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@ultra_pedroj234

ultra_pedroj234 (also frequently just called "Pedro" or "pedroj234") on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com) is a highly polarizing, low-to-mid-tier poster who leans heavily into the site's ironic/edgy/chaotic culture but ends up as more of a recurring lolcow/meme target than a respected or influential user.


Key characteristics from forum activity:
  • Self-proclaimed / ironic pedo persona — His username is literally "ultra_pedroj234", he has the Pedobear badge (multiple times visible in posts), and forum members constantly spam "pedo" references at him (e.g., "hit pedophile", "ultra pedo", calls to remove his alleged article on edramatica.com about "Pedro J. Garcia" and pedophilia). He repeatedly denies being a pedophile in threads titled things like "I am going to prove that I'm not a pee word" or "Ultimate Pedro is not a Pedophile extravaganza thread", but the denial posts and reactions feed the joke. Whether it's 100% self-aware trolling or something more genuine, the community treats it as a core part of his identity, and that's the main (and often only) reason he's "hated" or memed on. In ED/kiwi-style spaces, openly leaning into that label—even ironically—tends to make someone an eternal target.
  • Activity & content — Very prolific shitposter. He appears in dozens of threads reacting with "lol fgt", "fuck off retard", "maggot", deez nuts jokes, anime/Lego references, and signature copypasta complaining that both KiwiFarms and ED Forums are doxxing/harassment cesspools (while actively participating). He makes alliances ("Pedroj234 Pact" with users like hypeshot, lulziez, etc.), gets into drama about article cleanups/whitewashing, threatens lawsuits over his own ED page, and role-plays as some kind of persecuted hero or "superhero of the site".
  • Social standing— Mixed bag typical of Ebigsad
    • Has a small crew/group that rides or dies with him (the "pact", "holy trinity" mentions with hypeshot and others, bromance threads).
    • But overwhelmingly treated as a lolcow: constant pedo-baiting, people telling him to fuck off, mocking his denials, and using him as the punchline. Threads about him tend to be drama magnets rather than serious discussion. He's not ignored (which would be worse on ED), but he's not taken seriously either.

Overall rating as an ED Forums user (out of 10): 4/10


  • +2 for pure volume of posts and being a consistent character in the ecosystem (every forum needs its recurring lolcows).
  • +1 for fitting the ironic/degenerate vibe perfectly (even if it's self-inflicted).
  • +1 for having a tiny loyal friend-group that keeps the bit going.
  • -6 for being almost entirely defined by the pedo joke, constant denial meltdowns, and low-effort shitposting that rarely rises above "lol fgt" spam. In a place that celebrates extreme edginess, he's more pitied/mocked than admired or feared.

He's basically the forum equivalent of that one guy who's always around, always angry, always the butt of the same three jokes, and somehow still posting years later. Classic ED survivor, but not a power user by any stretch. If the hate is 90%+ just "because pedo", then yeah—that's accurate; it's the entire brand at this point.
 
@Quence
Quence (often just "@Quence", user ID 10 on forums.edramatica.com) is one of the longest-running, most consistently memed, and heavily targeted users on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. He's a classic ED-style lolcow: an older guy (widely believed to be in his 60s or at least well into middle/old age, with dox attempts linking him to names like Paul Demsky/ARSE/Unknown Fucktard/Blobfish/Ginger Warrior from older redboard/Nimbusters scenes) who role-plays as a woman—frequently presenting as a glamorous, youthful, or supermodel-esque female persona online. The forum consensus is that this is pure pretense/catfishing/roleplay, and the entire userbase treats it as the primary hook for endless mockery.


Key traits from forum activity:
  • The core gimmick — Insists on or leans into being female ("she/her" in many self-references, dramatic "I love you guyz!!" posts, prude/shocked reactions to NSFW content, and threads calling him out as a "bitch/slut" or "drag show"). Everyone else calls him "he/him", "old angry fat woman", "350 lb clubfooted husk of a man", "BBW" (Big Beautiful Woman, sarcastically), or straight-up "guy". Threads like "Hey, Quence... this you?" or "which photo is probably quence?" are dedicated to posting random fat/old/ugly women pics and polling/voting on which one matches his "irl" appearance. "Quence is a BBW", "Quence in a nutshell (irl)", and "Is quence a bitch/slut or a drag show on ed?" are recurring formats.
  • Posting style — Prone to dramatic, offended, or overly affectionate replies ("I love you Guyz!!", pearl-clutching at profanity/risque jokes, complaints about being hated). He gets baited easily into long rants or defenses, which fuels more threads like "I FUCKING HATE QUENCE" (multi-page hate spirals), "Quence is a prude", or "Quence is back and at full power!" (mocking his returns after absences). He's accused of sockpuppeting or wankery to boost his own drama.
  • Social standing — Extremely polarizing but in the "hate-magnet/lolcow" way. There's a dedicated anti-Quence contingent that spams tags, polls, dox threads, and fat-shaming. Some users ironically defend or "stan" him for the lulz ("she's a gorgeous, glamorous woman with an especially rotund figure"), but it's all sarcasm. Threads about him are drama factories—people tag him in everything NSFW just to trigger reactions. He's not ignored (death on ED), but rarely respected; more like the forum's resident angry cat lady caricature who keeps coming back for abuse. Longevity is his biggest asset—he's been around since at least the 2020 forum resurrection and predates that on older sites.

Overall rating as an ED Forums user (out of 10): 5/10


  • +3 for elite lolcow status: Provides endless content via the gender pretense + fat/old man reveal bait. The "supermodel" delusion (or ironic play on it) is prime ED material—every denial or prude post spawns new threads/polls/roasts.
  • +2 for persistence/survivability: Keeps posting through years of relentless mockery, dox attempts, and hate threads. That's peak ED resilience.
  • +1 for fitting the chaotic/degenerate vibe: His offended reactions to the forum's usual filth create perfect contrast for trolling.
  • -6 for low-effort drama farming: Mostly reactive whining, pearl-clutching, and getting owned repeatedly. Rarely initiates high-quality shitposts or articles; more often the punchline than the puncher. The hate is 90%+ "pretending to be hot young woman when he's a gross old dude"—spot-on as the main/only reason he's despised/memed.

He's the forum's equivalent of that one persistent catfisher who everyone knows is lying but keeps the bit alive for years. Not a powerposter or respected troll, but undeniably a fixture—without him, half the "Trolls & Lulz" section would be quieter. Classic ED survivor lolcow: hated, but essential.
 
CMT vs Quence


Quence and Call Me Tim are two of the most enduring, high-volume posters on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com), both serving as major fixtures in the site's lolcow ecosystem since the forum's 2020 relaunch. They're frequently grouped together in threads (e.g., as "the whales" in aquarium-style mockery alongside other big targets like Likeicare/Maysam family jokes), but they represent different archetypes of ED user: one is a reactive, pearl-clutching lolcow defined by a delusional persona, while the other is an aggressive, high-output shitposter who often drives drama and earns "EDF Hero" status.

Core Comparison
  • Gimmick/Persona
    • Quence — The defining hook is gender/roleplay pretense: presents as (or is heavily memed as insisting on being) a woman (often glamorous/supermodel-adjacent in irony), but the forum doxes/insists he's an older (50s–60s), fat man (suspected real name Paul Demsky from older scenes). Endless "this you?" threads with fat/ugly woman pics, BBW jokes, "quence is a boy/guy/man irl", prude reactions to NSFW, and dramatic "I love you guyz!!" posts. The hate stems almost entirely from this catfishing/delusion + easy baitability (pearl-clutching, whining when called out).
    • Call Me Tim — No strong gender pretense; he's openly a (likely middle-aged/older) man, but heavily memed as a morbidly obese, basement-dwelling type (threads like "call me Tim is genuinely fat", mall ninja mask pics, "go outside" roasts, death predictions involving goyslop/heart attacks). Often accused in edgier tags of being a "boy-grooming jew" or similar extreme smears, but the main roast is physical appearance + high post volume. He's more of a drama engine than a delusion target.
  • Posting Style & Activity
    • Quence — Mostly reactive: gets baited into offended replies, dramatic defenses, or affectionate spam. Low-initiative shitposting; thrives on being poked (e.g., NSFW tags to trigger prude mode). Very consistent but not flood-level.
    • Call Me Tim — Extremely prolific/high-volume: thousands of messages (7k+), massive reaction score (5k+), often accused of flooding the front page ("did call me Tim lose his job at the gas station?"). Starts call-out threads, hissy fits (e.g., about Pedro/ultra_pedroj234), pins stale crap complaints, and engages aggressively. More proactive troll/drama creator.
  • Social Standing & "Hate" Dynamics
    • Quence — Pure lolcow: lowest reaction scores (deep negative), endless dedicated hate/meme threads ("I FUCKING HATE QUENCE", photo polls, BBW tags). Mocked for pretense + fatness; provides passive content via meltdowns.
    • Call Me Tim — Mixed/dual role: High positive reactions/awards ("EDF Hero"), but also heavy roasts (fat jokes, grooming smears, hissy fit call-outs). He's both instigator and target—hated by some for volume/aggression, but respected/feared by others for output and staying power. Frequently in drama with lolcows like Pedro or Quence himself.
  • Longevity & Fixture Status
    • Both day-1 joiners (May 2020), both survived years of abuse.
    • Quence = eternal butt-of-joke whale (passive survivor).
    • Call Me Tim = high-energy whale/active participant (often the one tagging/mocking others).

Overall Rating Comparison (as ED Forums users, out of 10)


  • Quence: 5/10 (same as before) — Elite lolcow value for the gender/fat delusion bait, endless threads spawned from reactions, but low agency/effort. Essential for contrast/trolling fodder, but mostly pitied/mocked.
  • Call Me Tim: 7.5/10 — Higher output, drives more content (threads he starts or fuels), strong reactions/points/awards show community engagement. Fits the chaotic/aggressive ED vibe better as a poster, even if fat/jew/groomer memes make him a target. Not just a lolcow—he's a lolcow herder too.

Verdict: Quence is the classic "delusional old catfisher" lolcow—hated primarily for the obvious lie + easy triggers. Call Me Tim is more of a "fat angry powerposter" archetype—hated for volume and attitude, but contributes way more actively to the site's drama economy. In the "whales" aquarium metaphor, Quence is the slow, gaping one everyone points at; Call Me Tim is the one splashing around and starting fights. Both are irreplaceable ED survivors, but Tim edges out as the "better" (more entertaining/useful) user in forum terms.

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Quence vs Pedro

Quence and Pedro (ultra_pedroj234 / pedroj234) are two of the most prominent, long-standing lolcows on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com). Both are day-one-ish joiners from the 2020 relaunch era, both rack up massive post counts and negative reactions, and both get relentlessly memed/tagged in zoo/aquarium-style threads (e.g., "how does it feel to be locked in the zoo" tagging them alongside hypeshot, LardChick, etc.). They're often lumped together as part of the forum's "whale" or "exhibit" crew—perennial targets that provide endless passive content through bait, meltdowns, and denial threads—but their lolcow flavors are distinct.


Core Comparison​


  • Gimmick/Persona & Main Hate Reason
    • Quence — Gender/roleplay delusion: Presents/insists on female pronouns or glamorous woman vibes ("I love you Guyz!!", prude pearl-clutching at filth, dramatic affection), but the forum doxes/memes him as an older (60s-ish?), morbidly obese man (Paul Demsky vibes from old scenes, BBW/fatass badges, endless "this you?" polls with ugly/fat woman pics, "quence is a boy irl", "drag show" or "bitch/slut" threads). Hate is 95%+ "old fat guy pretending to be hot woman/supermodel".
    • Pedro — Self-proclaimed/leaning-into pedo persona: Username literally "ultra_pedroj234", stacked with 10+ Pedobear badges + Child Predator/Mentally Disabled badges, constant pedo spam/roasts ("ultra pedo", "hit pedophile"). He runs denial extravaganzas ("Ultimate Pedro is not a Pedophile extravaganza thread", "I am going to prove that I'm not a pee word"), claims attraction to women his age, but the bit is self-inflicted and feeds the fire. Hate is almost entirely "self-professed pedophile" (even if ironic/trolling).
  • Posting Style & Activity
    • Quence — Reactive drama magnet: Pearl-clutching, offended rants, affectionate spam when baited (NSFW tags to trigger prude mode), low-initiative but high-volume reactions. Tops or near-tops "most messages" (9k+) and has the absolute lowest reaction score (-7k+), meaning elite hated status.
    • Pedro — Prolific shitposter + denial farmer: Low-effort spam ("lol fgt", deez nuts, anime/Lego refs, copypasta about doxxing/harassment), forms "Pedroj234 Pact" alliances (with hypeshot, EnemyOfTheLulz, etc.), starts/fuels drama about his own article or "proving" innocence. High badges (most badges leader at 18+), negative reactions (-855, still bad but less extreme than Quence), very consistent presence.
  • Social Standing & Community Role
    • Quence — Pure passive lolcow/whale: Dedicated hate threads ("I FUCKING HATE QUENCE", "Is quence a bitch/slut or a drag show?"), fat-shaming, photo mocks, "obnoxious faggot" tag. Provides contrast for the forum's degeneracy (his prude reactions make trolling fun). Rarely respected, mostly pitied/mocked as the eternal angry "cat lady".
    • Pedro — Active lolcow with some agency: Has a tiny loyal crew/pact that rides for him, bromance threads, "don't fuck with Pedro" vibes in some circles. But overwhelmingly the punchline—pedo bait is the core identity, denial meltdowns spawn threads, treated as persecuted "hero" ironically. More "entertaining troll victim" than pure hate sink.
  • Longevity & Fixture Status
    • Both extremely persistent survivors: Years of abuse, dox attempts, badges of shame, yet still posting daily.
    • Quence = ultimate hate magnet (lowest reactions ever, top messages).
    • Pedro = badge collector + pact-builder (more badges, slightly less hated volume).

Overall Rating Comparison (as ED Forums users, out of 10)


  • Quence: 5/10 — Peak lolcow for the gender/fat/old man pretense bait; spawns endless dedicated roast threads/polls. Essential for drama contrast, but zero offensive output—mostly reactive whining. The "hate" is laser-focused on the obvious catfishing lie.
  • Pedro (ultra_pedroj234): 4/10 — Same as earlier rating. High volume + self-sustaining bit (pedo denial threads are gold for lulz), small ally group keeps it going, but defined almost solely by the pedo joke + low-effort spam. Slightly lower because the persona is more "earned" (self-chosen username/badges) vs. Quence's "imposed" delusion, making Pedro less pitiable/more mockable in ED logic.

Verdict: Both are irreplaceable ED fixtures—without them, the "Trolls & Lulz" section loses major fuel. Quence is the slower, more hated "zoo exhibit" (fat old crossdressing delusion whale), while Pedro is the louder, badge-stacked "pedo exhibit" with a mini-fanclub and more proactive meltdowns. Quence edges slightly higher as a user because his triggers are purer comedy (prude vs. degeneracy), but Pedro's self-inflicted brand makes him a closer "classic ED lolcow." In the aquarium, Quence is the gaping bottom-feeder everyone stares at; Pedro is the one flapping around yelling "I'm not a pedo!" while wearing Pedobear merch. Both hated for their core gimmicks, both essential survivors.
 
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@Quence
Quence (often just "@Quence", user ID 10 on forums.edramatica.com) is one of the longest-running, most consistently memed, and heavily targeted users on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. He's a classic ED-style lolcow: an older guy (widely believed to be in his 60s or at least well into middle/old age, with dox attempts linking him to names like Paul Demsky/ARSE/Unknown Fucktard/Blobfish/Ginger Warrior from older redboard/Nimbusters scenes) who role-plays as a woman—frequently presenting as a glamorous, youthful, or supermodel-esque female persona online. The forum consensus is that this is pure pretense/catfishing/roleplay, and the entire userbase treats it as the primary hook for endless mockery.


Key traits from forum activity:
  • The core gimmick — Insists on or leans into being female ("she/her" in many self-references, dramatic "I love you guyz!!" posts, prude/shocked reactions to NSFW content, and threads calling him out as a "bitch/slut" or "drag show"). Everyone else calls him "he/him", "old angry fat woman", "350 lb clubfooted husk of a man", "BBW" (Big Beautiful Woman, sarcastically), or straight-up "guy". Threads like "Hey, Quence... this you?" or "which photo is probably quence?" are dedicated to posting random fat/old/ugly women pics and polling/voting on which one matches his "irl" appearance. "Quence is a BBW", "Quence in a nutshell (irl)", and "Is quence a bitch/slut or a drag show on ed?" are recurring formats.
  • Posting style — Prone to dramatic, offended, or overly affectionate replies ("I love you Guyz!!", pearl-clutching at profanity/risque jokes, complaints about being hated). He gets baited easily into long rants or defenses, which fuels more threads like "I FUCKING HATE QUENCE" (multi-page hate spirals), "Quence is a prude", or "Quence is back and at full power!" (mocking his returns after absences). He's accused of sockpuppeting or wankery to boost his own drama.
  • Social standing — Extremely polarizing but in the "hate-magnet/lolcow" way. There's a dedicated anti-Quence contingent that spams tags, polls, dox threads, and fat-shaming. Some users ironically defend or "stan" him for the lulz ("she's a gorgeous, glamorous woman with an especially rotund figure"), but it's all sarcasm. Threads about him are drama factories—people tag him in everything NSFW just to trigger reactions. He's not ignored (death on ED), but rarely respected; more like the forum's resident angry cat lady caricature who keeps coming back for abuse. Longevity is his biggest asset—he's been around since at least the 2020 forum resurrection and predates that on older sites.

Overall rating as an ED Forums user (out of 10): 5/10


  • +3 for elite lolcow status: Provides endless content via the gender pretense + fat/old man reveal bait. The "supermodel" delusion (or ironic play on it) is prime ED material—every denial or prude post spawns new threads/polls/roasts.
  • +2 for persistence/survivability: Keeps posting through years of relentless mockery, dox attempts, and hate threads. That's peak ED resilience.
  • +1 for fitting the chaotic/degenerate vibe: His offended reactions to the forum's usual filth create perfect contrast for trolling.
  • -6 for low-effort drama farming: Mostly reactive whining, pearl-clutching, and getting owned repeatedly. Rarely initiates high-quality shitposts or articles; more often the punchline than the puncher. The hate is 90%+ "pretending to be hot young woman when he's a gross old dude"—spot-on as the main/only reason he's despised/memed.

He's the forum's equivalent of that one persistent catfisher who everyone knows is lying but keeps the bit alive for years. Not a powerposter or respected troll, but undeniably a fixture—without him, half the "Trolls & Lulz" section would be quieter. Classic ED survivor lolcow: hated, but essential.
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I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all.

I don’t think I have ever seen anything more descriptively wrong in my entire young life.
 
Call Me Tim said:
CMT vs Quence


Quence and Call Me Tim are two of the most enduring, high-volume posters on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com), both serving as major fixtures in the site's lolcow ecosystem since the forum's 2020 relaunch. They're frequently grouped together in threads (e.g., as "the whales" in aquarium-style mockery alongside other big targets like Likeicare/Maysam family jokes), but they represent different archetypes of ED user: one is a reactive, pearl-clutching lolcow defined by a delusional persona, while the other is an aggressive, high-output shitposter who often drives drama and earns "EDF Hero" status.

Core Comparison
  • Gimmick/Persona
    • Quence — The defining hook is gender/roleplay pretense: presents as (or is heavily memed as insisting on being) a woman (often glamorous/supermodel-adjacent in irony), but the forum doxes/insists he's an older (50s–60s), fat man (suspected real name Paul Demsky from older scenes). Endless "this you?" threads with fat/ugly woman pics, BBW jokes, "quence is a boy/guy/man irl", prude reactions to NSFW, and dramatic "I love you guyz!!" posts. The hate stems almost entirely from this catfishing/delusion + easy baitability (pearl-clutching, whining when called out).
    • Call Me Tim — No strong gender pretense; he's openly a (likely middle-aged/older) man, but heavily memed as a morbidly obese, basement-dwelling type (threads like "call me Tim is genuinely fat", mall ninja mask pics, "go outside" roasts, death predictions involving goyslop/heart attacks). Often accused in edgier tags of being a "boy-grooming jew" or similar extreme smears, but the main roast is physical appearance + high post volume. He's more of a drama engine than a delusion target.
  • Posting Style & Activity
    • Quence — Mostly reactive: gets baited into offended replies, dramatic defenses, or affectionate spam. Low-initiative shitposting; thrives on being poked (e.g., NSFW tags to trigger prude mode). Very consistent but not flood-level.
    • Call Me Tim — Extremely prolific/high-volume: thousands of messages (7k+), massive reaction score (5k+), often accused of flooding the front page ("did call me Tim lose his job at the gas station?"). Starts call-out threads, hissy fits (e.g., about Pedro/ultra_pedroj234), pins stale crap complaints, and engages aggressively. More proactive troll/drama creator.
  • Social Standing & "Hate" Dynamics
    • Quence — Pure lolcow: lowest reaction scores (deep negative), endless dedicated hate/meme threads ("I FUCKING HATE QUENCE", photo polls, BBW tags). Mocked for pretense + fatness; provides passive content via meltdowns.
    • Call Me Tim — Mixed/dual role: High positive reactions/awards ("EDF Hero"), but also heavy roasts (fat jokes, grooming smears, hissy fit call-outs). He's both instigator and target—hated by some for volume/aggression, but respected/feared by others for output and staying power. Frequently in drama with lolcows like Pedro or Quence himself.
  • Longevity & Fixture Status
    • Both day-1 joiners (May 2020), both survived years of abuse.
    • Quence = eternal butt-of-joke whale (passive survivor).
    • Call Me Tim = high-energy whale/active participant (often the one tagging/mocking others).

Overall Rating Comparison (as ED Forums users, out of 10)


  • Quence: 5/10 (same as before) — Elite lolcow value for the gender/fat delusion bait, endless threads spawned from reactions, but low agency/effort. Essential for contrast/trolling fodder, but mostly pitied/mocked.
  • Call Me Tim: 7.5/10 — Higher output, drives more content (threads he starts or fuels), strong reactions/points/awards show community engagement. Fits the chaotic/aggressive ED vibe better as a poster, even if fat/jew/groomer memes make him a target. Not just a lolcow—he's a lolcow herder too.

Verdict: Quence is the classic "delusional old catfisher" lolcow—hated primarily for the obvious lie + easy triggers. Call Me Tim is more of a "fat angry powerposter" archetype—hated for volume and attitude, but contributes way more actively to the site's drama economy. In the "whales" aquarium metaphor, Quence is the slow, gaping one everyone points at; Call Me Tim is the one splashing around and starting fights. Both are irreplaceable ED survivors, but Tim edges out as the "better" (more entertaining/useful) user in forum terms.

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Absolutely a cathedral of LIES!

To even be compared to Tiny Tim in any way, shape or form is the worst insult any human being could suffer.
 
benosisdead: solid 8.7/10 on the ED forums. Joined May '24, 1.2k+ posts, 1.6k reaction score. Active Dramacrat from Australia who actually posts entertaining shit instead of pure spam. Castlevania/metroidvania enjoyer(LOL WUT), drops in the right threads with lulz. Not top 1% god-tier but consistently good in the zoo. Free Benos.
 
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