How to troll the feds/FCC

Make a homemade 2G cell phone with OsmocomBB on a TI Calypso, Lattice ECP5 FPGA cellular baseband, and LMS7002M / AD9361 radio chips. The finished project should look something like this. Note that 2G is discontinued in the US, and if they catch you broadcasting that's probably at least a fine. Voice and SMS still works for 2G in some areas. This phone would more come in handy if you moved to Africa where 1G/2G analog frequency networks are still used.
 
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For the desktop PC that you use ethernet cable for all connections (IP over DHCP), and that includes a 3D printed plastic enclosure for the router and 2G cellular modem radio box, as well as over the SBC made from homemade printed circuit board via the toner transfer method, with soldering equipment for the Lattice ECP5 FPGAs for the UberDDR3/custom DDR3 (PhD-level work), VexRiscV chips for the cores, bigger open source FPGAs for the MIAOW GPUs (similar to the older AMD chipsets), MCUs for the battery (Li-ion or Li-Po), maybe hardware killswitches, with USB cord attached to SBC box via USB port flashing Guix system onto the monitor (use a Modos paper display) and add a keyboard/mouse (keyboardio for the keyboard and Ploopy kits for the mouse). Now you have a desktop PC/cell phone 2-in-1. And if you want, you can even make a PDA/softphone using VexRiscV cores, DDR3 FPGAs, and so on with a resistive touchscreen and touch pen. That is wired to the olinuxino router box that is wired to the default ISP hardware. Use Guix + Wayland (Sway) for the mobile UI. Use Jami or GNUNet CADET for VoIP softphone applications, use custom proxies written in Python with X25519, Poly1305, ChaCha20, and Kyber fir cryptographic post-quantum emcryption, make it SOCKS5 for better location barriers, use rkhunter, clamav, kvm/qemu, iptables, firejail, pyshark and GNU Icecat with LibreJS for security.
 
For the desktop PC that you use ethernet cable for all connections (IP over DHCP), and that includes a 3D printed plastic enclosure for the router and 2G cellular modem radio box, as well as over the SBC made from homemade printed circuit board via the toner transfer method, with soldering equipment for the Lattice ECP5 FPGAs for the UberDDR3/custom DDR3 (PhD-level work), VexRiscV chips for the cores, bigger open source FPGAs for the MIAOW GPUs (similar to the older AMD chipsets), MCUs for the battery (Li-ion or Li-Po), maybe hardware killswitches, with USB cord attached to SBC box via USB port flashing Guix system onto the monitor (use a Modos paper display) and add a keyboard/mouse (keyboardio for the keyboard and Ploopy kits for the mouse). Now you have a desktop PC/cell phone 2-in-1. And if you want, you can even make a PDA/softphone using VexRiscV cores, DDR3 FPGAs, and so on with a resistive touchscreen and touch pen. That is wired to the olinuxino router box that is wired to the default ISP hardware. Use Guix + Wayland (Sway) for the mobile UI. Use Jami or GNUNet CADET for VoIP softphone applications, use custom proxies written in Python with X25519, Poly1305, ChaCha20, and Kyber fir cryptographic post-quantum emcryption, make it SOCKS5 for better location barriers, use rkhunter, clamav, kvm/qemu, iptables, firejail, pyshark and GNU Icecat with LibreJS for security.
You could even add a LLM FPGA (Lattice ECP5) for the llama.cpp software to detect network threats and shut them off via training and input.
 
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Will your parole officer or the monthly officers visiting to update your mugshot on the sex offender registry allow me to do so? Ohio does suck, but making a trip down to you with the threat of being arrested because you're a special type of protected retarded class really doesn't seem worth it. Side note: I'm not a nigger and no, you can't suck my cock, faggot.
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Will your parole officer or the monthly officers visiting to update your mugshot on the sex offender registry allow me to do so? Ohio does suck, but making a trip down to you with the threat of being arrested because you're a special type of protected retarded class really doesn't seem worth it. Side note: I'm not a nigger and no, you can't suck my cock, faggot.
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