Scientology speed runs

yeh this is all p funny n it's been makin' the rounds the past few days. saw someone say "can't wait for someone to reach the final room n have tom cruise's health bar show up"

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yeh this is all p funny n it's been makin' the rounds the past few days. saw someone say "can't wait for someone to reach the final room n have tom cruise's health bar show up"
My favorite was the first person that did it having regret that others followed his lead when he literally made the "world record" video.

Also, fuck Guinness and their fake world records.
 
How in Hell's name did this speedrun shit become so common? I get that Scientology is a weirdass cult that's based around Xenu and his band of merry men. I also get that this speedrun bullshit is just for asspats on TikTok. Sure, do it for the lulz...but when it's on monetized accounts, it's just another business.
 
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