Why the fuck are caffeine pills a thing?

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

This is such a ddw thread

Apperently there's one diffrence: People actually care about this thread.

 

[Crassmeister]

if you hate the pills and coffee there are patches
kind of expensive but if the fuckheads at starbucks can charge $6 for a cup of mostly milk "coffee".....

Amazon.com

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Just by some of these. Their coffee pouches. I fuckin love them. They're supposed to be for people who are addicted to tobacco, but you can also just have these if you don't have time to make coffee.

 

[FBIAgent]

I actually can drink coffee now. I grew a taste for it (with cream of course).

Yeah cream, milk, and sugar are the best.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Yeah cream, milk, and sugar are the best.

I like to keep it light with the milk and cream though, but the sugar I like to go a little heavy on. I'm a guy who likes my coffee bitter sweet.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I actually can drink coffee now. I grew a taste for it (with cream of course).

I guess black is for the real niggas like me

Just by some of these. Their coffee pouches. I fuckin love them. They're supposed to be for people who are addicted to tobacco, but you can also just have these if you don't have time to make coffee.

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Is that chewing tobacco but coffee instead of tobacco?

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

I guess black is for the real niggas like me

Is that chewing tobacco but coffee instead of tobacco?

Yeah, but it has no Nicotine or Tobacco.

 

[A Fucking Box]

Yeah, but it has no Nicotine or Tobacco.

But what if it did? Caffeine + Nicotine is like socks and shoes. I'm going to sell it and become rich. I'm going to become a multi billionare and-- Whoops, dropped my piss bottle

 

[chuj]

But what if it did? Caffeine + Nicotine is like socks and shoes. I'm going to sell it and become rich. I'm going to become a multi billionare and-- Whoops, dropped my piss bottle

caffeine + nicotine, great laxative. can confirm

 

[Maysam]

Yeah cream, milk, and sugar are the best.

and that kids is how you get fucking fat

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

caffeine + nicotine, great laxative. can confirm

But this, @Maysam, will help you get fuckin fit!

 

[chuj]

But this, @Maysam, will help you get fuckin fit!

i don't drink coffee or smoke cigarettes. did few times and after combining those two almost shat my pants

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

did few times and after combining those two almost shat my pants

Thank you for substantiating my point.

 

[A Fucking Box]

and that kids is how you get fucking fat

I drink it plain and yet my ass is still the size of the world-famous scenic Alpine mountains

 

[Maysam]

I drink it plain and yet my ass is still the size of the world-famous scenic Alpine mountains

many paths lead to obesity :smile:

 

[A Fucking Box]

many paths lead to obesity :smile:

Yeah baby the path of silk and gold with destination pleasure city (and death by heart attack at 50)

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

You can get the 100mg strength.

I take allot of them for work, they are easier on the stomach and get you legally spun. Very good for truck drivers, shipping handlers, people who have to be up at 330am in the morning and then work 12 and half hours plus commute without dying on the highway. However I am now addicted to taking about 500mgs of caffine everyday.

and I thought I was taking it easy with 2-4 250mg tabs a day

 

[Branman65]

break up all the pills in the bottle and shoot up the powder (you either have to mix it with water or melt it)