So, im hanging out with people in college again.

[LowTek]

It's awesome...

I've smoked 5 joints and drank a pint.

Now we're gonna go break some bottles behind the liquor store.

Explain to me how I'm not having a midlife crisis

 

[Call Me Tim]

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It's awesome...

I've smoked 5 joints and drank a pint.

Now we're gonna go break some bottles behind the liquor store.

Explain to me how I'm not having a midlife crisis

Have you bought a corvette?

 

[LowTek]

Have you bought a corvette?

Different choice, I'm gonna get a slingshot.

That will surely make me not look like an obvious boomer.

^^ Way cooler, and safer... ^^

 

[Call Me Tim]

Different choice, I'm gonna get a slingshot.

That will surely make me not look like an obvious boomer.

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^^ Way cooler, and safer... ^^

Dude. Why don't you just start vaping. it's cheaper and it does the same thing.

 

[LowTek]

Dude. Why don't you just start vaping. it's cheaper and it does the same thing.

I already vape, and need a huge boost to my street cred if I'm gonna bang some college ass.


Welcome back too bro!

 

[Call Me Tim]

I already vape, and need a huge boost to my street cred if I'm gonna bang some college ass.


Welcome back too bro!

So you're thinking mathematically? multiplying two negatives will make it a positive?

Bold plan.

 

[LowTek]

So you're thinking mathematically? multiplying two negatives will make it a positive?

Bold plan.

No, it's just basic addition.

Me + vape + weed + alcohol = college girl ass.