zombie apocalypse not that bad?

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Maybe the zombie apocalypse in America won't be that bad. Most of the original zombies are probably going to be fat people that couldn't get away. Anyone athletic and with a modicum of survival skills will most likely be able to run away.
 
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no access to email sent said:
Do fat zombies lose weight as they chase people? Or does the metabolism stop once you become a zombie?
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There has to be some processes that keep them semi alive/mobile. They have the natural instinct to feed and I feel the food is processed in some way or another creating energy to hunt. I just don't think a zombie can be alive and moving without it's entrails intact unless they photosynthesize lol
 
no access to email sent said:
zombies are mushrooms. the end.
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you fucking nigger, zombie ANTS... zombie ANTS! I just looked it up, you dumb cunt, here read for yourself
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...I looked up "are zombies mushrooms?" and I clicked on the wikipedia page for "Ophiocordyceps unilateralis" and it says "Zombie ants", not "Zombie humans", you fucking tard
 
TardChick said:
you fucking nigger, zombie ANTS... zombie ANTS! I just looked it up, you dumb cunt, here read for yourself
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...I looked up "are zombies mushrooms?" and I clicked on the wikipedia page for "Ophiocordyceps unilateralis" and it says "Zombie ants", not "Zombie humans", you fucking tard
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literally ants that were taken over by a fungus. regular ants will sacrifice themselves to take them far away from the colony.
 
no access to email sent said:
Shower thoughts

Maybe the zombie apocalypse in America won't be that bad. Most of the original zombies are probably going to be fat people that couldn't get away. Anyone athletic and with a modicum of survival skills will most likely be able to run away.
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it ain't rape if they're dead
 
Bad Optics said:
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REAL TALK: the zombie apocalypse wouldn't be "bad" per se, if only because at that point it's a war of attrition against a highly motivated and armed group (surviving humans) against a completely slow and defenseless group (the zombies). Just have everyone wear literal dog armor and ride a bike and enough zombies will be killed off in no time. Especially if the zombies are the rotting type and have a shelflife of only a couple months (one year at the most).
 
TardChick said:
you fucking nigger, zombie ANTS... zombie ANTS! I just looked it up, you dumb cunt, here read for yourself
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...I looked up "are zombies mushrooms?" and I clicked on the wikipedia page for "Ophiocordyceps unilateralis" and it says "Zombie ants", not "Zombie humans", you fucking tard
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I remember being in sex education in 7th grade and the teacher said that it was ok to get an erection when you saw a sexy aunt.

Me being completely autistic, I thought to myself, "who the fuck gets an erection when they see a sexy ant". And then I saw Pixar's A Bug's Life and I said "Ok, gotcha".
 
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