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[.wil]

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FORUM RELATED DRAMA IS NOT NEWS. DON'T POST IT HERE.

 

[Branman65]

Where do I post forum related drama?

 

[.wil]

post forum related drama in shitpost metropolis.

 

[Branman65]

post forum related drama in shitpost metropolis.

Ok

 

[terrycrews]

"On the day I heard that my would be huge, I sobbed."

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/gabriel-mac-essay.html

 

[globekun]

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"On the day I heard that my would be huge, I sobbed."

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/gabriel-mac-essay.html

How huge was it? Also staff needs to set up a wordfilter for you and the size tag so you can't type anything above 4 pt font

 

[Stony]

How huge was it? Also staff needs to set up a wordfilter for you and the size tag so you can't type anything above 4 pt font

"While I’d been sleeping, two microsurgeons, a reconstructive urologist, a surgical fellow, and a surgical resident had, among other things, cut a seven-by-six-inch rectangle out of my right anterior lateral thigh. They’d taken all the skin and fat, plus one big nerve and some veins attached to the muscle, and connected the skin to itself in the shape of a phallus. Then they slipped the whole thing under two of my thigh muscles, pulled up out of the way with a steel retractor, dragged the phallus across my groin under the skin, and pulled it back out into the world through a hole cut in the skin over my pubic bone. They connected the new ’s nerve to one of the nerve bundles in my native , which some people call a clitoris (embryologically, the cells are the same), which they’d cut free of its ligaments, then skinned, then tunneled up under the skin and out to the landing site of the new , the base of which they joined to the base of my pelvis, putting me all together with sutures, some finer than a human hair."

 

[Stony]

"If there was anything I had learned in transitioning, it was that what was right for me was rarely what, according to my patriarchal, heterosexist, racist, capitalist acculturation, “made sense” — which, obviously, could only be to live as a sexually available cute-lady vessel capable of carrying white babies."

 

[Stony]

Days before my ’s first birthday, the warmth and weight of it lay against my vulva, each supporting the other, holding me.

 

[Maysam]