Is this the thanks I get for surrendering to ED

at least you have a cock, fool
The dicky dicky bandits stole my 6 inch pink cock and gave me smelly balls and a 4inch limp dick.

Don’t atleast me! No woman can get pleasure from 4inches.
 
that schlog thread already lulzed me out

tard harder, spiderman
I’m not spider-man. And you missed the hiphen. Spider-man is a Protestant and has brown hair and eyes.

Gay Jews time traveled and did some sheeeit to make me look gay when I am the straightest man alive.

They also fucked my dick up somehow.
 
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