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[Call Me Tim]

when you were in greece you mean? or are greeks cursed to be in houses with shitty plumbing wherever they are in the world

So you folks have bidets?

 

[A Fucking Box]

I'd rather go on welfare than empty that bin.

it's just a little bit with a bag filled with used toilet paper it aint that bad
for public restrooms however, it might be a different story (depending on how many albanians are in the area)

 

[A Fucking Box]

So you folks have bidets?

We have the shitbin
you throw your tp in the shitbin

 

[Raddy]

A labor of Hercules: to complete a bathroom update, is to reinstall a toilet four inches from it's original installation, (8 cm in GloboHomo Measurements) so he can rotate a bathub 90 degrees for a client.

At the last minute the client (some selfish Karen-esh bitch named Hera) demands a walk in shower just to the left of the tub. With pulsating jets.

 

[Call Me Tim]

Poseidon lecturing Artemis on the hazards of pouring cooking grease down the drain.

 

[Raddy]

I still wonder about bidets do they get you as clean as toilet paper

 

[A Fucking Box]

I still wonder about bidets do they get you as clean as toilet paper

dont think so, though we dont really use these over here even if the house has got it
i personally wipe my ass then take a shower like a civilized human being

 

[Raddy]

Poseidon lecturing Artemis on the hazards of pouring cooking grease down the drain.

Anything involving Zeus as a plumber is just gonna turn in to a weird porno with him turning himself into a drain snake.


Aphrodite falling in love with a u bend maybe

 

[Call Me Tim]

At the last minute the client (some selfish Karen-esh bitch named Hera) demands a walk in shower just to the left of the tub. With pulsating jets.

Actually thinking of that. I have a separate shower and tub in the MB. Tub's gonna get jets. The current tub is laughable it's maybe 7 inches deep? 9 to the overflow drain? Gonna do that whole rainstorm thing in the walk in shower.

 

[Raddy]

dont think so, though we dont really use these over here even if the house has got it
i personally wipe my ass then take a shower like a civilized human being

That only works if you only shit once a day n have time for a shower
In America we use wetwipes like ppl in the 21st century
If we already showered ofc

 

[A Fucking Box]

maysam you can thank me anytime for derailing your thread to mythical toilet analysis




hehe... anal-ysis...

 

[Raddy]

Actually thinking of that. I have a separate shower and tub in the MB. Tub's gonna get jets. The current tub is laughable it's maybe 7 inches deep? 9 to the overflow drain? Gonna do that whole rainstorm thing in the walk in shower.

Dude separate shower n tub?! Fuck that's rich dude stuff

 

[Raddy]

maysam you can thank me anytime for derailing your thread to mythical toilet analysis




hehe... anal-ysis...

It's the natural course of this place

 

[Call Me Tim]

The modern depiction of Zeus.

Dat pinky shows class.

 

[A Fucking Box]

That only works if you only shit once a day n have time for a shower
In America we use wetwipes like ppl in the 21st century
If we already showered ofc

yeah but you gotta get that finger in there to really clean out your butthole, know what im sayin? like really clean off the shit outta your butthole

 

[Call Me Tim]

That only works if you only shit once a day n have time for a shower
In America we use wetwipes like ppl in the 21st century
If we already showered ofc

Don't throw wipes down the toilet. CA is trying to ban them.

California Could Limit 'Flushable' Wipes Tied To Sewer Clogs

Legislation in California that advanced on Thursday would require products that cannot be flushed down the toilet to be clearly labeled as such.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

 

[Raddy]

yeah but you gotta get that finger in there to really clean out your butthole, know what im sayin? like really clean off the shit outta your butthole

HOW DEEP IS YOUR BUTTHOLE AND HOW ADHESIVE IS YOUR SHIT?!

The modern depiction of Zeus.

Dat pinky shows class.

Neo fucking classical

 

[Call Me Tim]

Dude separate shower n tub?! Fuck that's rich dude stuff

Nah it was typical 80's craze shit. Everyone wanted to "upclass" during the housing boom in the 80's and 90's So when houses were being built they included both in the MB. Sometimes it's done well most of the time it's a fucking horror show. The layout of mine isn't too bad.

 

[Raddy]

Don't throw wipes down the toilet. CA is trying to ban them.

California Could Limit 'Flushable' Wipes Tied To Sewer Clogs

Legislation in California that advanced on Thursday would require products that cannot be flushed down the toilet to be clearly labeled as such.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

The package says check with your local ordinances regarding flushing.

Look there is a whole method to butt cleaning

I dont know if I can trust ya'll with these dark secrets. Especially since AFB uses his fingers to dig out poop.

 

[Call Me Tim]

yeah but you gotta get that finger in there to really clean out your butthole, know what im sayin? like really clean off the shit outta your butthole

That's one way to keep from biting your nails.