Call the muslims the experts of anal hygiene but washing your asshole is a better job than just wiping it, because when you get shit on your hand in case of a mischief with toilet paper you naturally wash it with soap.
Now imagine not fucking gerking fogging washing your fucking hands after getting shit on them and not washing, rinsing and soaping them the fuck up and instead just wiping them with the almighty toiler paper. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't eat the feta salad this person has made for me to slam me in the ass by leaving some good ole Cosby's rape-o-vision eyedrops in there.