Chess: World #1 Magnus Carlsen finds his Queen

[Quence]

You don't play chess.

You probably can't even play checkers/draughts.

You don’t know me!

 

[fleacollerindustry]

You don’t know me!

I know you well enough that your sausage fingers couldn't hold the chess pieces, and can barely grab checker pieces.

 

[Quence]

I know you well enough that your sausage fingers couldn't hold the chess pieces, and can barely grab checker pieces.

Are you telling me that you actually believe a young and formerly in-demand model is now suddenly a fat ogre? Is it possible that you could be THAT clueless??

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Are you telling me that you actually believe a young and formerly in-demand model is now suddenly a fat ogre? Is it possible that you could be THAT clueless??

>young
>in-demand

No, you're not suddenly a fat ogre. You've never not been one!

 

[Quence]

>young
>in-demand

No, you're not suddenly a fat ogre.

Info about the modeling industry: Fat ogres don’t become in-demand print and runway models. A few famous fatties have done some modeling, but those are essentially stunts.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Info about the modeling industry: Fat ogres don’t become in-demand print and runway models.

You mean this isn't you??

OK, post some of your work.

>inb4 "trust me bro"

 

[Quence]

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You mean this isn't you??

Key Words: in-demand

A few fatties get some modeling work, but they’re not really in-demand.

OK, post some of your work.

>inb4 "trust me bro"

Aha! I just KNEW you were a PI hound who would love to harass an innocent young woman. Been there, Done that. Never again will I willingly hand out my PI so that the perverts and psychos can stalk me. NEVER AGAIN!!

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Aha! I just KNEW you were a PI hound who would love to harass an innocent young woman. Been there, Done that. Never again will I willingly hand out my PI so that the perverts and psychos can stalk me. NEVER AGAIN!!

TRANSLATION: "trust me bro"

E:
>"that the perverts and psychos can stalk me"
You think too highly of yourself. There is nothing about you worth stalking, you have the personality of a wet napkin... and maybe the body of one too.

 

[Quence]

There is nothing about you worth stalking, you have the personality of a wet napkin... and maybe the body of one too.

You simply MUST have me confused with someone else. But that’s okay. We all make mistakes (some MUCH more than others). I forgive you for your error.

 

[Bill Klacks]

My rating is 2281

@Likeicare How old were you when you started learning chess?

 

[Likeicare]

I didn't start learning chess i asked what the rules were and just started competing

 

[Bill Klacks]

I didn't start learning chess i asked what the rules were and just started competing

@Likeicare What's your Chess.com or Lichess.com username?

 

[Crassmeister]

LIBEL! Quence NEVER cheats!

You better have a good lawyer on retainer!!

unless you hired Niemann's lawyer, fuck you

Niemann was banned from competing on Chess.com, which published a report noting over 100 games on the site in which Niemann had "likely cheated" according to an internal anti-cheating measure. In response, Niemann filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against Carlsen, Chess.com, and fellow grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura.[9] On June 27, 2023, a federal judge dismissed one of Niemann's claims.[10] On August 28, 2023, Niemann, Carlsen, and Chess.com announced that they had reached an agreement over the matter, in which Niemann was fully reinstated on Chess.com and permitted to participate in future Chess.com events. Carlsen agreed to play him if they matched up, and all parties agreed not to pursue further legal action.[11]

 

[Likeicare]

@Likeicare What's your Chess.com or Lichess.com username?

Nice doxing attempt

 

[Bill Klacks]

Nice doxing attempt

@Likeicare Would you care if your chess account were doxxed?

 

[Likeicare]

My username is my actual name

 

[Bill Klacks]

My username is my actual name

@Likeicare Is your Chess.com username 'chrisjones32'?

 

[Crassmeister]

chess is a jewish sport.

bold claim for something invented in 7th century india

 

[Bill Klacks]

bold claim for something invented in 7th century india

@Crassmeister Many of the greatest chess players in history have been of Jewish descent.

 

[Crassmeister]

@Crassmeister Many of the greatest chess players in history have been of Jewish descent.

bc jewish communities don't venerate stupidity and ignorance the way evangelical christians do

have a nice day