HELP!! IM stuck under quence’s extra wide ass!!

tasuviyo

tasuviyo

Ediot
Clomskyite Jew
I was in quence’s section 8 apartment helping her find her a cheese stick (she it was her last one and her ebt card was empty) when I tripped over one of her dead cats. I reflexively reached for her arm for balance but as we’ll know she’s extremely lopsided and fat so that just made her fall on top of me. Now I’m trapped under 500 pounds of retard and she’s too fat and feeble to help herself up!! Please send a cable wench a forklift and a therapist!!!
 
tasuviyo said:
stop posting on EDF and CALL THE FIREFIGHTERS!! ive lost all feeling in my legs! you better not eat them!!
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How Dare You! You are an outrageously cruel, dishonest, and thoroughly execrable human being!!

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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- Quence "Ozempic Who?" Quencington, Obese Lady-Regent of the Kentucky Turnpike
 
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