Sorry for my kind burning down your grandparent's dry cleaning store during the Rodney King riots. As reparations, I as a black man, will be offering you a life time supply of Church's Chicken and some of the best Menthols known to man. In return, I will become the first actual black president in the United States and begin funding into biotechnology to help bring dark skinned anime girls to life.
DUDE
That is insanely insensitive and outdated. You arent supposed to use "Oriental" anymore! Its "Soy Sauce" flavor now.