Halal Bacon

Story time ???????? sisters ????‍????‍so basically I was in class listening ????????to billie eilish ❤❤and my headphones ????????got unplugged ???????? and it played bad guy ???????? out loud ????????so anyway it was playing out loud ???????????? and all the girls ???? ???? were completely vibing ????to it???????? and they were like slayyyyy????????????????sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy????????approached me and said???????? "uh billie eilish is so cringe ???????? why don't you listed ????to xxtentacion?" ???????? and i was SHOOK ????????and completely flipped the F OUT ???????????????? i said "you dumb ignorant MALE ♂????billie liter ally saved my life ???????? i was cutting myself???????? for my DEPRESSION ????????????since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella???????? and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie????????????‍???? rose up from it????‍????‍ and she said "put your faith???????????? in allah ☪ for he is the most merciful ????????" and then she left and i was so inspired???????? that i read the korean ???????????????? promised to slay ???????? every infidel in my path???????? until shariah law was implemented world wide ☪????????????" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid ???????? to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba ????????and then summoned a djinn ????‍????‍ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin???????? and he said he was the servant of shaytan????????????????well i wasn't going to let blasphemy????????go unpunished and chanted ????????oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell???????? ????????????and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked ???????????? and it was billie????????????????????she said "i am allah ????????and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"????????????but then i felt an evil ???????? force rising????????it was xxxtentacion???????? ????????he said "spotlight uh moonlight ☪☪uh beat woman ???????? cos they have no ???? rights uh"????‍????‍ and then allah and X fought ????????and of course allah won ???????? ????????and spread World peace ✌✌ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ????????stay tuned for my fenti beauty ???????????????? giveaway ????????????????and remember praise allah everyday☪????????????????