The asian lady is literally you, Alex, she represents you very well, because on how retarded you are with your pings and shit, also the man is literally the entire EDF community
In regard to your question on whether you should get a japanese rhinoceros beetle, I think it would be the only cool thing you'll own, plus I think you desperately need a hobby. Sucking on flavoured condoms and anime doesn't count as a hobby.
She’s singing about you. You’ve always wanted to become a Japanese boy, correct? And you can tell that this song is authentic because she has real chopsticks in her hair.
much like it's not gay to get your