An Indian walks into a drugstore.
He says, ‘“Me need-um rubber.”’
The druggist gives him a rubber.
He says, ‘‘Me need-um aspirin.”’
The druggist gives him an aspirin.
The Indian unwraps the rubber, drops in the aspirin, and gulps down the whole thing: ‘‘Glug-um!”’
The druggist can’t believe...
A midget walks up to a tall blonde. He says, “‘Hey, whattaya say to a little fuck?’’ She says, ‘‘Hello, you little fuck!’’
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COME ON! THAT'S KILLER SHIT!
I DO THIS ON STAGE EVERY WEEK AT HEE-HAW'S IN BRUNSWICK!!! AND IT KILLS! ITS KILLER SHIT!
Norton walks into a whorehouse, and says to the Madame, ‘‘I want something really raunchy! That’s the kind of mood I’m in!”’
The Madame smiles and says, ‘‘I have just the girl for you! Rebel Rosie. She’s...
Jamie goes to the gynecologist.
He examines her.
He says, ‘“You have acute vaginitis!”’ She giggles and says, ‘‘Thank you!" HAH! HAHHHHHHHHEHEHHHHHEEEEE!