Recent content by minty

the database error makes cripplecels of us all

1 hr ago. fresh out the oven. still cooling in the windowsill. bears are floating through the air following the scent trails while their mouths water

can't believe you'd type that on this, the 794th day of black history month

finished red summer today, abt the 1919 race riots started by whites over minor transgressions by blacks (either real or made up) to justify lynching a man n then dragging his still smoldering corpse through the streets in front of their small children a looooot of parallels to some modern day...

breaking out my necromancy book and resurrecting king cetshwayo to assist with any uppity leftover crackers

i had my pinky up

i could see maybe if it's like... joint family peanut butter? i have my own personal jar for munching you should get your own pb n eat spoonfuls in front of her n hiss like a feral goblin while doing it

peanut butter right out the jar

soundtrack to pissing off emerald weapon

i like that it starts off as an actual bird of paradise style courtship dance n then progressively gets more outlandish. sometimes they do work together like that but it's usually more like