Recent content by squiggles2

Fine Anymore Yes

Since we are on the subject of super rich guy asshole nobody likes but everyone likes for the money, let's go with the classical ancient comparison to see if any modern day billionaires live up to these kind of shenanigans. I, of course, am talking about none other than Marcus Licinius Crassus...

Well, hit the nail on the head. I'm trying to learn. Gotta get myself right before I try to right my ship on an internet forum. I've been pretty good over the past 6 days. Baby steps. I'll settle for trying to make constructive and informational posts for the time being and leave the comedy and...

Ok, also out of respect for my first fat rating, because leftover steak from Mother's day is what I just ate, I will explain how I make steaks to you all in a well thought out post (sorry, but the only picture right now is going to be the leftover steak that remains at the end of the post): I'm...

Yes, yes, yes, a real Samnites video. Thank you.

In honor of my first "fat" rating, I give you the fluffiest but not densest star ever found: Here are some facts which I will give in the classic first person narrative: My name is UY Scuti. Here are my attributes: 1) I live in the Milky way, near the "zone of avoidance" lol 2) I am not one...

Oooooooooh, taking a genuine interest in something that you were not interested in before because your friend has an interest in this thing is a great way to make friends. You have the power to do this.

This is why you proofread before you hit enter when you are a pink banner. Also, for practical advice: Don't dominate conversations even though you want to talk up a storm. Say something, allow time for a response, say something that correlates to that response, continue in a normal...

How to start having friend(s)? I have no easy answer for you. In any event, do not take any advice that I give when I'm not being sincere, which is very difficult to determine, thus my predicament. If you are young and shy, I would follow @minty advice. You need to be able to put yourself out...

Let's actually go to the "History" section of this thread and not to cosmology history science blend that I'm making it. Next up: The Seven Years' War The first global conflict. Why was the United States created? How did Britain come to rule the seas? How did colonialism start? Why aren't we...

Now in my narrative, this all started because of the Assyrians. The land of Asshur was the best land and I'm going to prove it. Here comes all the bad stuff. Here comes every other tribe with their writings saying that these people are wrong. Destroying a city and burying people and crucifying...

A person like a pope, cardinal, bishop, monsignor, priest, pastor, father, whatever not being able to handle the fact that one of their own did something terrible? That is not an unforgivable sin. However, it is very fucked up. Now that I've actually experienced all of the forces of the universe...

What's a little sex amongst men? Yes, once you flop you don't stop.

So, no more yelling into the void for me. The void is there. We are in the void. Did you know that? We are in the KBC Void and that is why we get to see all the cool stuff in the universe that we get to see. I didn't know that. That is very cool. However, yelling into the void isn't very...

I'm deeply sorry once again for influencing the universe and the aliens at the wrong times. People are looking to me for guidance, but I have been put out to pastor. I'm now on the senior tour of trolling. Jesus' sandal? Or just some random person's sandal found on the beach? Was there any...