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Creativity sometimes works better with limitations. I'm thinking about having her make me chicken nuggets while I wear Bluey pajamas and play Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch.
Tell me legal things I can do with my hooker that won't make her run away.
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the best user here
Ediot
You can say prostitutes are nasty but will your girlfriend do a 3 way in a hot tub with you?
[x] doubt
[x] doubt
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I've decided to contain 100% of my future sex posting to this thread. My 
cannot be contained but I don't want to get my jizz all over the forum. I doubt I'm the only sex freak here but I'm pretty open about things unlike people who keep their bdsm dildos secret.
cannot be contained but I don't want to get my jizz all over the forum. I doubt I'm the only sex freak here but I'm pretty open about things unlike people who keep their bdsm dildos secret.the best user here
Ediot
I'm not sure if I was molested as a child, there are blanks in my memory. Some rooms in my mind are just black holes I cannot remember. I think someone may have done things to my butt and now I'm constantly sex skewed.
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I want to fuck everything in the world (18+ only)
Legal things? Help her repeal her rent increase with legal means maybe.
squiggles2
mentally ill (schizophrenic)
Teach her how to juggle while you ride around on a tricycle and honk an ahooga horn. Then take her to Burger King.
globekun
Ediot
Why limit your choices like that?
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This guy gets it
spartacus1188
Newfag
Fuck her in the ass.
Call Me Tim
EDF Hero
Have you tried paying her?
