Tell me legal things I can do with my hooker that won't make her run away.

[the best user here]

Creativity sometimes works better with limitations. I'm thinking about having her make me chicken nuggets while I wear Bluey pajamas and play Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch.

 

[the best user here]

You can say prostitutes are nasty but will your girlfriend do a 3 way in a hot tub with you?


[x] doubt

 

[the best user here]

I've decided to contain 100% of my future sex posting to this thread. My cannot be contained but I don't want to get my jizz all over the forum. I doubt I'm the only sex freak here but I'm pretty open about things unlike people who keep their bdsm dildos secret.

 

[the best user here]

I'm not sure if I was molested as a child, there are blanks in my memory. Some rooms in my mind are just black holes I cannot remember. I think someone may have done things to my butt and now I'm constantly sex skewed.

 

[the best user here]

I want to fuck everything in the world (18+ only)

 

[Maysam]

Legal things? Help her repeal her rent increase with legal means maybe.

 

[no access to email sent]

Teach her how to juggle while you ride around on a tricycle and honk an ahooga horn. Then take her to Burger King.

 

[globekun]

(18+ only)

Why limit your choices like that?

 

[the best user here]

Teach her how to juggle while you ride around on a tricycle and honk an ahooga horn. Then take her to Burger King.

This guy gets it

 

[spartacus1188]

Fuck her in the ass.

 

[Dildo Baggins]