Couscous

couscous fan fiction:
(IN THIS CANON FAN FIC COUS CANT PRONOUNCE "R" AND "L'', THEY COME OUT AS "W"

couscous: oh no that old man wobbed me and now I'm wiving on the stweets wike a homewess bum, how wiwwl I evew come back fwom this?

(he says in a baby voice btw)

mercifulfahggot: boiii your such a cute lil behbeh lemme just grope you and fuck yhou to death

couscous: no I want get paid (he says in a cute behbeh voice but just so I don't get banned he's 18 but mentally a baby)

merciful: haha so cute (rapes couscous and pays him 2 pesos only and escapes)

couscous: *has oceans of cum in his boyygina* oh my awwah he fiwwed me up.. but I got paid for it.. yay! *couscous runs to the store and buys bread*

cashier: fuck you look rapeable lemme get a taste of dat spic bbl

couscous: okay meet me in the backdoow baby, but wemembew its 10 pesos pew cumshot, pwices sky wocket yk,

cashier: *unzips and rapes couscous to death in the backdoor without paying, he cuts off couscious dick in the process and is forced to bite on to his own dick*

fuck you cuck

quinoa

Randy Stair was a grown arse man who consoomed cartoons to the point of LARP insanity.

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hey lois im gonna be the next hokage

i looked like this when i was younger

i kinda miss the gumball pfp

i am the god of hellfire

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