Oi bruv, ye skibidi toilet, empty the condiments in ye pockets n give em to me, or ye skibidi gyatt will receive a beating.
Ye thaz rite, give me ye five pounds, ye shtoopid zoomah. Iz dat a muffin, ye morbiusly obese bastard? Shtoopid fucken skibdi gyatt scum, can't even compah to a skibidi gyatt rizzlah like meh.