hypeshot

hypeshot-san please return, Stormfront needs you :3

>be me
>25 years old, browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica in the year of our lord 2024
>somehow, ED is still up. The internet is a strange place.
>see a thread about 'The Current State of Furry Conventions: A Deep Dive'
>click anyway, because I hate myself
>immediately regret decision
>every single comment is just 'STRAY KIDS HYPED HYPED HYPED' or some variation
>scroll down, find the culprit: username 'hypeshot'
>profile pic is a heavily filtered selfie of a kid who looks like he's been awake for 72 hours straight
>claims to be "straight twink"
>the cognitive dissonance is palpable
>decide to bite, because, again, I hate myself
>reply: 'hypeshot, my dude, with all due respect... you sure about the 'straight' part?'
>hypeshot IMMEDIATELY replies: 'IM NOT GAY IM JUST… *SUPPORTIVE*'
>okaythen.jpeg
>I try a different approach: 'but... you call yourself a straight twink and spam every thread with kpop. Doesn't that seem a little... sus?'
>hypeshot: 'ITS NOT SUS ITS CALLED BEING AN ALLY! I APPRECIATE THE AESTHETIC'

We miss you.

Happy birthday!! Sorry it's not the best, I didn't feel good enough to make anything better
Made you a fursona with the logo of kamen rider on its t-shirt

What are your thoughts on that kpop demon hunters movie that is on netflix?
To me, it looks terrible because on how AI generated and uncomfortable it looks

take this & fuck off

Do you just follow everyone

Karaboğa

Keep up the good work

Get such tattoo, that's the only way you can become animu boy

did u really request the furfaggot badge

A suspicious amount of posting in the gay porn thread.

quick, post something that isn't gay or porn

Fuck off and die

Did you show up to see the Bears or the bears?