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Why are you gay

1: triple world hunger 2: repossess the majority of students worldly belongings and chattels as collateral payment for student loans 3: three more wishes

Interested in buying an RTX 3090?

G fucking G, another personal lolcow buckbroken Good luck finding another

Man's going full Teddy Roosevelt and attending a UFC fight the same day

I think I understand the reference in your banner It's about a guy progressing through schizophrenia while being asked to paint pictures of a cat, right?

Guess you want me around after all. I knew you cared :)

You and everyone else are going to have to work for it That is, if you want to make this idea work at all

What, you don't want one of us gone?

Looks like we have an independent runner already

Here's a pic from the 2015 edition of the contest, to show you what it should look like

Got a proposition for this year's edition of the time-honored EDF classic In the mangled and likely raped spirit of 'Murica, I am proposing a series of primary elections for this year's crop of faggots, so as to cull the wheat who deserve to win, from the chaff of also-rans These primaries...

Section 1, subsection 7: Right of Publicity: You and your brilliant, pithy utterances may be photographed, recorded, or otherwise reproduced and reused whenever and wherever the heck We like (including but not limited to television, internet, social media, magazines, radio, biblical apocrypha...

Section 2, subsection 4: Whiners are not eligible for an EDF account. If you believe that you might be a whiner, please check with a domestic partner, guardian, or healthcare professional before getting tagged for fucking ever.