Its like im being always raped from the inside, am i under a curse? Help. What should i do to stop it?
Why are carrots magically falling out of my buttcrack
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maybe itll help you to lose some weight, triple-chin.
this is like something i would've written on yahoo answers when i was 9 or some shit
Ive already been in good shape, retard.
Yeah, but you dont have to be insensitive about my awkward and horrible situation
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Dramacrat
Fixed that for accuracy Ben, and don't even try to fucking argue
Also the carrots arent digested, they are almost like the ones you would see in the supermarket
I had to check the mod log to make sure this was actually real. Also WTF?
It feels like im a wizard, but not in a good or comfortable way, not like harry potter, but james charles or jeffree faggot star being raped by voldemort from the inside via a spell
what
I think we broke moob
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I'd say he was broken at conception.
Proving yet again that access to abortion is essential.
G fucking G, another personal lolcow buckbroken
Good luck finding another
Good luck finding another
it feels like im defiled by veggies
How is this happening
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Dramacrat
Aaaand here's the Brazilian groomer, just on schedule.
Maybe someone on the street gave me the curse, now all my boxers and pairs of black jeans have rape holes from the excessive carrots being shot from my asshole like a gun
No Wonder why your cursed your an asshole