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no, he's being serious

I'll try to make it that far.

second weirdest person on this site

norton, damn dawg your safe, that's all you had to say

hope your gibson is safe

also, how much do people hate me around here that I'm not getting these invites?

don't worry @Quence i'm black

did you know that the mongols would eat raw meat? they would put strips of meat directly on the backs of the horses that they would ride. it tenderized the meat and the sweat had salts that would preserve the meat kind of like jerky. yummy yummy raw horse sweat meat

bow chicka wow wow

sexual in your endo

elf with a shelf?

i didn't know brown people could turn red

I'm personally offended that you never tag me.

also, I misspelled something, my life is over

paint them all black and problem solved. better color anyways.

next will be the comfort height toilet to prevent tee bagging

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the freshmaker