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  1. Tell me legal things I can do with my hooker that won't make her run away.

    I'm not sure if I was molested as a child, there are blanks in my memory. Some rooms in my mind are just black holes I cannot remember. I think someone may have done things to my butt and now I'm constantly sex skewed.
  2. Tell me legal things I can do with my hooker that won't make her run away.

    I've decided to contain 100% of my future sex posting to this thread. My penis cannot be contained but I don't want to get my jizz all over the forum. I doubt I'm the only sex freak here but I'm pretty open about things unlike people who keep their bdsm dildos secret.
  3. Tell me legal things I can do with my hooker that won't make her run away.

    You can say prostitutes are nasty but will your girlfriend do a 3 way in a hot tub with you? [x] doubt
  4. Tell me legal things I can do with my hooker that won't make her run away.

    Creativity sometimes works better with limitations. I'm thinking about having her make me chicken nuggets while I wear Bluey pajamas and play Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch.
  5. Erectilepedia Dysfuntionatica just BTFO the heckin' zoomer newfagerinos!!!

    Wowsers heckerinos, this thread makes me hungy for choccy milk and chicky nuggies while I wear pajamas and watch my little pony.
  6. What youtube videos do you watch?

    "hot milf feet" "Mature feet" "Hot mom yoga poses" "Mom tries on latex pants" "MegaMan speedrun TAS" "How quantumion axis protons deflect particles, a theory presentation" "Hot mom big chest" My search history basically looks like this
  7. Women find me attractive

    Ok but are you willing to bet you have a bigger dick than me? Because I'm pretty sure I have the biggest dick in EDF and I can back that up.
  8. I've decided to lose 50lbs in 2 months. Post here if you also want to shed the fatty demon inside. ( EDF Weight Loss Thread)

    Body shaming is amazing, I have never been more fit than when I hated myself. Accepting yourself as you are is a bad thing. That's what pedophiles tell themselves so they can live with the shame. People should always strive to improve themselves, but it should be done on principle, not for...
  9. Post only with emotes

    :sarcasticclap::blah: :nah::niggeradmin::animetitties::bukkake::dogsmug:
  10. Post only with emotes

    :dancingN::dancingO: :dancingT::dancingE::dancingX::dancingT: :dancingA::dancingL::dancingL::dancingO::dancingW::dancingE::dancingD:
  11. Concert attacks are more logical than school attacks

    Wow you make one joke about Google searching "how to bomb a school and not get caught" and suddenly everyone freaks out. Pff, typical cancel culture. :no:
  12. Female singers in questionable clothes

    Britney is a pretty hot MILF not gonna lie, I'd definitely hit it
  13. Post your spaghetti recipe here.

    If tomato is acidic add 1 teaspoon of baking soda to the sauce to reduce.
  14. Post your spaghetti recipe here.

    EDF spaghetti thread. Here's how to make spaghetti Bolognese with beef: -Chopped shallots (2) -Chopped garlic cloves (3-4) Simmer in pan until reduced (do not brown) -Slice tomatoes and boil , strain and peel. Add all into blender, add oregano, parsley, cilantro, red pepper, white...
  15. I have a confession to make: I'm actually a woman

    PLS SEND DICK PIC, I WILL SUCK U GOOD LONG TIME GOOD SUCK
  16. I can't stop being horny is my penis broken?

    I mean I could literally hire an orgy harem to give me a group blow job and it would be fun in the moment but after it passes I can't tell the difference between a fantasy and something that's a memory. My brain can't tell the difference between something that really happened and something that...
  17. I can't stop being horny is my penis broken?

    Why is it seem like no kind of sex or cumming can make me feel like it's enough. Always hungry everyday like it's food. Sometimes I wish I were a woman so I could hate sex and not want it.
  18. I've decided to lose 50lbs in 2 months. Post here if you also want to shed the fatty demon inside. ( EDF Weight Loss Thread)

    If you can't literally pick up a woman and fuck her in the air then you are too weak and need to hit the gym and lift. That's my standard. I'm going to hold that bitch up by her feet and slam her face into my dick swinging her back and forth like a clock pendulum.
  19. Your eyes are working fine, it's my mind that's broken.

    I don't have schizophrenia, you're just too sane to understand
  20. I have a confession to make: I'm actually a woman

    SENT PIC IF VAGOON AND BOOBAS PLS WANT SUM FCK? I CAN GIVE GOOD FCK.
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