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No, we still tip. Over police cars.

Apparently there are toilet Gods https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_god

If you want stoner metal (or any metal really, besides that bullshit emo shit) from a teetotaling rageaholic sky healer with poor impulse control, 6 sets of hemostats and a hate boner for incompetent sociopaths masquerading as doctors.... Then I will have you. My San pedro cacti dig my...

"Will tomorrow be the day I headbutt that jackass provider in Carlsbad? Oh I hope so. "

I gotcha booboo

That was "psychedelic space rock" that I had cued up to listen to at altitude at 2 am on a return leg after dropping off a dude for surgery then flying to Georgetown to pick up airplane fluid my boss bought off some Cajun on the FB marketplace. It was a weird nite. Glad your mushrooms enjoyed...

For the thread, an oldie but goody https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mandatory.com/fun/1296873-vlogger-arrested-shoving-live-eel-vagina-broadcast%3famp

Amen brother. @Solution is handier with the dong draining then me but u need an ETT dropped and I will slide in btwn your vocal cords real soft on the dl. I'm sure both of us would be ok with you pumping us full of fluid n shooting radiation at our insides,

Probably because he collapsed there hoping someone would see him after he got shot

FT Worth tx, there's water there oh how I miss it

They are his family

To be a Philly fan is to exist in a state of suffering with the briefest glimmers of hope, the crushing depression. With lots of anger But its our life and we proudly live it. And reply Fuck you to anyone who reminds you how much your teams suck. Also Fuck the Eagles cuz they do dirty by...

Fuck you

Not an ounce of fat on them and they're fed a steady diet of speed, pure protein grinds and expensive azn hooker pussy. Thats how

NHL play offs. Even though I have to stream them since apparently my cable provider thinks no one living in Mexicos hat wants to watch hockey when homosexual football is on. Also Letterkenny, Mr. In-between, what we do in the shadows and British mystery shows.

Americans have a fucked up view of intergenerational living, its kinda sad. Ppl think living with family is mooching off of shit and they don't realize that your parents and grandparents will kick your ass if they see you being a NEET. Come home late and spend the next day lazing around on...

Watch out for you little ones, this ended up in your state https://thetakeout.com/freshpet-dog-food-recall-publix-target-1847092438/amp