Totally true stories from China

[Synecdoche]

Let's see what kind of crazy stuff we get in Winnie the Pooh land.

So once i heard about this guy in China who went to a shady pharmacy to buy some aspirin. When he took the aspirin he was shocked to know the aspirin was a poorly made knock-off and was tainted with cyanide.
The EMT arrives and begins to administer hydroxocobalamin to the victim and after a while of the victim not improving they discover to their horror that the cyanide antidote kit was a knock-off tainted with, you guessed it, cyanide.
He was taken to a hospital where his death was ruled to be covid related.


So i guess the moral of the story is if you're staying for an extended period of time there, expect to ingest a little bit of cyanide or lead from time to time.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I mean, his headache was treated in the end, so can you really complain?

 

[Synecdoche]

I mean, his headache was treated in the end, so can you really complain?

Most importantly he doesn't have to live in China anymore

 

[A Fucking Box]

Most importantly he doesn't have to live in China anymore

A majestic 2 in 1 deal! And people still complain about the glorious PROC...

 

[.wil]

I had posted this in the weird medical thread on EDF2

Man in China "swallows" a spoon however it just hung in his throat for a year before seeking medical attention.

The man in his 20s carried the spoon inside him for around one year and somehow it didn’t bother him that much – until he was punched in the chest, according to the Xinjiang Coal Mine General Hospital.

Hardly breathing and in pain, the patient sought medical help in October. After x-rays showed the metal object stuck inside the man’s esophagus, it took a complex operation of more than two hours to remove it on October 22.

Say what? Man lives with 20cm spoon in throat for a year before seeking help (PHOTOS)

Chinese doctors were baffled after they found a 20-centimeter spoon inside the throat of a patient who was barely breathing. Oddly, the object was not a big problem for the man for months.

www.rt.com

 

[dropdatwat]

I had posted this in the weird medical thread on EDF2

Man in China "swallows" a spoon however it just hung in his throat for a year before seeking medical attention.

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The man in his 20s carried the spoon inside him for around one year and somehow it didn’t bother him that much – until he was punched in the chest, according to the Xinjiang Coal Mine General Hospital.

Hardly breathing and in pain, the patient sought medical help in October. After x-rays showed the metal object stuck inside the man’s esophagus, it took a complex operation of more than two hours to remove it on October 22.

Say what? Man lives with 20cm spoon in throat for a year before seeking help (PHOTOS)

Chinese doctors were baffled after they found a 20-centimeter spoon inside the throat of a patient who was barely breathing. Oddly, the object was not a big problem for the man for months.

www.rt.com

@.wil confirmed @Raddy sock

 

[A Fucking Box]

@.wil confirmed @Raddy sock

No, half of EDF just happen to be surgeons, the other half NEETs

 

[Thegibuspyro]

Let's see what kind of crazy stuff we get in Winnie the Pooh land.

So once i heard about this guy in China who went to a shady pharmacy to buy some aspirin. When he took the aspirin he was shocked to know the aspirin was a poorly made knock-off and was tainted with cyanide.
The EMT arrives and begins to administer hydroxocobalamin to the victim and after a while of the victim not improving they discover to their horror that the cyanide antidote kit was a knock-off tainted with, you guessed it, cyanide.
He was taken to a hospital where his death was ruled to be covid related.


So i guess the moral of the story is if you're staying for an extended period of time there, expect to ingest a little bit of cyanide or lead from time to time.

got damn this world is a mess

 

[.wil]

@.wil confirmed @Raddy sock

I'd let Raddy straight cath me any day.

 

[chuj]

No, half of EDF just happen to be surgeons, the other half NEETs

nah, it's 1/3 medical, 1/3 neets and 1/3 ex-military guys

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

nah, it's 1/3 medical, 1/3 neets and 1/3 ex-military guys

Add 2 engineers to that

 

[Caku]

They do this thing in china:
They have a lot of street food vendors that fry a lot of their food, at the end of the day they dump the oil in the gutters. Teams of people go then into the sewer and skim the top of the sewage and send it of to be refined just to sell it back to the street vendors as cooking oil.

 

[Raddy]

I'd let Raddy straight cath me any day.

Amen brother. @Solution is handier with the dong draining then me but u need an ETT dropped and I will slide in btwn your vocal cords real soft on the dl.

I'm sure both of us would be ok with you pumping us full of fluid n shooting radiation at our insides,

 

[Raddy]

For the thread, an oldie but goody

Vlogger Arrested For 'Shoving Live Eel Up Her Vagina' During Broadcast

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a freaking eel.

www.google.com

 

[Likeicare]

 

[.wil]

INSANE: South Korean Authorities Have Seized Thousands Of China-Made Capsules Full Of Dead Babies

www.businessinsider.com

Thousands of smuggled capsules reportedly filled with powdered human flesh from dead babies were seized by South Korean customs officials on Monday, the AP reports.
The capsules are in demand because many believe they are stamina boosters that can cure any illness. In reality, they contain lethal bacteria and can be very harmful for health.


Officials say the capsules were made in northeastern China from babies whose bodies were chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder. They refused to say who was responsible, citing diplomatic friction with Beijing.

 

[A Fucking Box]

INSANE: South Korean Authorities Have Seized Thousands Of China-Made Capsules Full Of Dead Babies

www.businessinsider.com

Thousands of smuggled capsules reportedly filled with powdered human flesh from dead babies were seized by South Korean customs officials on Monday, the AP reports.
The capsules are in demand because many believe they are stamina boosters that can cure any illness. In reality, they contain lethal bacteria and can be very harmful for health.


Officials say the capsules were made in northeastern China from babies whose bodies were chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder. They refused to say who was responsible, citing diplomatic friction with Beijing.

Chink idiots; don't they know that the adenochrome evaporates quickly? You need to eat the babies' flesh as soon as possible to get its benefits! They try to copy G-d's chosen yet fail. Sad!

 

[lurk]

when i was in shanghai, i was quite surprised at the level of cleanliness the chinese people maintain. now understand, when i say maintained, i mean they shit all over everything in the bathroom stalls. at the beach, in a hotel, restaurant, wherever. if it's a restroom, i will promise you some chink shat all over the floor. keep in mind that their 'toilet' is literally just a urinal installed sideways in the floor and yet somehow the chinese, in spite of lifetimes of practice and experience, still manage to shit on everything *except* for in the fucking hole in the floor.

 

[lurk]

when i was in shanghai, i was quite surprised at the level of cleanliness the chinese people maintain. now understand, when i say maintained, i mean they shit all over everything in the bathroom stalls. at the beach, in a hotel, restaurant, wherever. if it's a restroom, i will promise you some chink shat all over the floor. keep in mind that their 'toilet' is literally just a urinal installed sideways in the floor and yet somehow the chinese, in spite of lifetimes of practice and experience, still manage to shit on everything *except* for in the fucking hole in the floor.

even in their hospitals, the bathroom stalls will most definitely be covered in chink shit.

 

[Likeicare]

when i was in shanghai, i was quite surprised at the level of cleanliness the chinese people maintain. now understand, when i say maintained, i mean they shit all over everything in the bathroom stalls. at the beach, in a hotel, restaurant, wherever. if it's a restroom, i will promise you some chink shat all over the floor. keep in mind that their 'toilet' is literally just a urinal installed sideways in the floor and yet somehow the chinese, in spite of lifetimes of practice and experience, still manage to shit on everything *except* for in the fucking hole in the floor.

Yeah that fucking blew my mind first time i want into a public toilet in china, i come around a corner and theres a guy just squatting on the floor, shitting into a hole and staring at me