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  1. ASSBLONKER

    God I want to kill myself

    I quit drinking also to test it (i used to get fucked up every single day of the year 365) and nothing rly changed. Im still sexy handsome and rich. So idk why im actually responding to this thread but my advice 4 u would be to stop being a gay faggot and get some muscles because feeling like...
  2. ASSBLONKER

    Thinkgen of mikemikev.. [OG THREAD]

    Shedding a singular afroamerican thug tear for my main potna and chief nigga in charge MikeMikev The real ones know whats uP
  3. ASSBLONKER

    FUCK ODDGUY

    HELO, MY INTERNET ALIAS GO BY THE NAME OF “ASBLONKER” AND TODAY I WANT 2 TALK ABOUT WHY THE SPACE JAKUBITES NEED TO BE STOPPED BEFORE THEY TURN THE SOLAR SYSTEM INTO A PYRAMID SCAM THESE INTERGALACTIC JAKUBITES SHOWED UP LAST YEAR IN THEIR FLOATING GEOMETRIC TOMBSTONES, CALLING THEMSELVES...
  4. ASSBLONKER

    She was only 17 you sick fucks

    JARVIS, LOOK UP A PICTURE OF WES WATSON DISSAPROVINGLY STARING AT THE CAMERA AND FLEXING HIS MUSCLES ENHANCE POST
  5. ASSBLONKER

    book thread

    I AM PONDERING MY LARGE AFRO-AMERICAN JAKUBIAN BRAIN UPON SPQR : HISTORY OF ROME IT COVERS A LOT OF NUANCE FROM EARLY ROMAN KINGDOM (500BCE) TO 212 AD WHEN EVERY SUBJECT OF ROME WAS GRANTED CITIZENSHIP. THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT THE BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A WOMAN, THEREFORE IT LOSES 3 POINTS AND...
  6. ASSBLONKER

    book thread

    I FINISHED READING PLATOS' REPUBLIC RECENTLY AND I WILL PROVIDE A FEEDBACK : THE BOOK IS VERY AHEAD OF THE TIME AND ITS SUPER OBVIOUS THAT ITS THE CORNER STONE OF WESTERN PHILOSOPHY AS A WHOLE, HOW EVER I FEEL PLATO FUMBLED IN THE WAY HE PACES THE BOOK. FOR EXAMPLE FROM BOOKS 1 TO 7 I FEEL HE...
  7. ASSBLONKER

    What are you drinking

    maybe this would help YOUR attitude I KNOW THIS SHIT LOOKS RETARDED BUT TRUST ME, HORSE ELECTROLYTES + 1000MG OF NAC BEFORE DRINKING KILLS OFF ABOUT 40% OF A HANGOVER. TRUST ME IKNOW THESE THINGS. WHAT IM DRINKING : 9 CAIPIRINHAS AND IM SMOKING A PACK OF CAMEL LIGHTS. LIFE IS REAL GOOD RIGHT...
  8. ASSBLONKER

    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

  9. ASSBLONKER

    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

    https://voca.ro/1mVgryLhfXoT
  10. ASSBLONKER

    I DONT LIKE THIS FORUM ANYMORE

    HELO, MY INTERNET ALIAS GO BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND TODAY I WANT 2 TALK ABOUT WHY THIS FORUM IS SHIT NOW: 1) ODDGUY DOESNT POST HERE - YES YES I KNOW HE IS A SHAPE SHIFTING JEW, HOWEVER I LOVE THE NIGGA LIKE U WOULDENT BELIEVE 2) J15M DOESNT POST HERE ANYMORE - U RETARD FAGGOTS CHASE...
  11. ASSBLONKER

    The (((Pfizer))) Contract Leaked; A Thread

    I AM OBLIGATED TO AGREE
  12. ASSBLONKER

    The (((Pfizer))) Contract Leaked; A Thread

    CAN U PUT THIS IN LAYMAN TERMZ AND POSSIBLY UNDER 20 WORDS IM NOT READING THAT SHIT NIGGA. PEACE
  13. ASSBLONKER

    MC ASSBLONKA - ASSNAPKINS RIDDIM

    LEGALIZE DPH BABYLON CANT DELL THE ROOTSMAN WHAT HIM A DO
  14. ASSBLONKER

    & MMA

    DUDE REINVENTED HIMSELF FROM BEING NEARLY CUT FROM THE UFC TO HEADLINING EVENTS LOL.... I MEAN ITS AN ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS PPL DONT REALIZE THIS..... I THINK HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HES DOING ANYONE THAT GETS HIM PAID PROBABLY
  15. ASSBLONKER

    & MMA

    LOL I LOVE THIS GUY'S INTERVIEWS I STILL FEEL THAT JUICEMAN WILL SLEEP HIM AGAIN UNLESS HE PULLS OFFA GRACE OF GOD PUNCH
  16. ASSBLONKER

    & MMA

    THEY SHOULD ADD A +100 BROKEN TIBIA BET IMO
  17. ASSBLONKER

    & MMA

    THATS NOT A VERY SMART BET BUT I CAN RESPECT IT
  18. ASSBLONKER

    MC ASSBLONKA - ASSNAPKINS RIDDIM

    THANK YOU BLESS UP BROTHER THE DREADMAN GO TO SLEEP NOW I & I AWAKE ON AMPHETAIMINE 50 HOUR BREDDAH BLESS UP SILASSIE!PEACE
  19. ASSBLONKER

    MC ASSBLONKA - ASSNAPKINS RIDDIM

    LIMITED EDITION LP KALI ROOTS RIDDIM LYRICS : CHORUS : //////////// napkins in my butt today make me feel a certain way gotta stick dem in my ass me nah gwan make a mess mi uncle show me di way assnapkins today make me feel a certain way still managed to get laid she still smell dem...
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