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  1. astralita

    how would you get a girlfriend?

    You are going to have such a meltdown when you reach your mid 30s. Also my bmi is less than 16 *bones rattling* how about you
  2. astralita

    how would you get a girlfriend?

    if you are fat but strong that's not a problem, I mean fat as with a belly but with muscles (the normal % for a man, nothing freakish) under a thin layer of fat. Now if you are fat as flabby with no muscles that's another story.
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    how would you get a girlfriend?

    Just befriend women without any intention besides getting to know them and eventually you'll fall in love with one and it'll be requited
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    Thoughts on this shitty personality test?

    I'm a children of the stars so I end befriending people akin to my astrology chart without knowing, just fate things, as it should be
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    What was the last Movie/T.V. show you last watched?

    I last watched Rings of Power and i'm impatient for the third season, is top comedy as a retarded parody of tolkien. Now I'm watching Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi by the dude that made Noroi, Koji Shiraishi. It's a horror mockumentary series, low budget and imitating japanese tv, basically what...
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    Wiki requests go here

    I could help gathering info, but I'm not witty enough to write a fun article. Sorry for being boring
  7. astralita

    Wiki requests go here

    Why isn't there an entry about nana rapeblossom? she was a pretentious edgelord and a thot in top of that, banned from suicidegirls for making pedobaiting photoshoots and salon kitty-esque shoots off the site, she allegedly slept with marilyn manson, had a great following at myspace and more...
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    Hallo

    hewow
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    Bodybuilders are mentally ill

    Being a bodybuilder is like being an anorexic but for dudes
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    Singers that could really use an article on ED

    Im not into celebrity gossip but i think lana del rey, if she were just your regular instathot, could have an ED entry. Larping as a white trash, being a bpd cokehead and then marrying an actual redneck are just the tip of the iceberg with that lady.
  11. astralita

    What are your thoughts on Necrophilia?

    Imagine that someone loves you so much that willingly offers you his life and consents to serve you in death too. So you grab the dick of this bishie, make a tourniquet and inject some liquid to keep an erection and ride him. His warmth is fading but you can still feel some. He looks beautiful...
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    Hello, don't mind me

    I was once a sperg there, now it turned to shit and everyone is hidden in that discord trash. Mine even suggested me to use modal verbs to sound more polite kek i like when i fart and a big clot comes out, so liberating
  13. astralita

    i'm not into cosplaying or the cosplay scene i'm afraid, what about you?

    i'm not into cosplaying or the cosplay scene i'm afraid, what about you?
  14. astralita

    don't talk like that about dale cooper my husbando

    don't talk like that about dale cooper my husbando
  15. astralita

    What are you currently listening to?

    I found out about Ethereal Wave and now I can't stop listening to Autumn's Gray Solace
  16. astralita

    did you know about that dude who wanted to build a guillotine at his home to chop off his feet...

    did you know about that dude who wanted to build a guillotine at his home to chop off his feet with live cameras and shit?
  17. astralita

    I prefer the cancerous n00b 00s spelling: aZztR4lit4

    I prefer the cancerous n00b 00s spelling: aZztR4lit4
  18. astralita

    Hello, don't mind me

    PT was cute in her own way, now she's larping as a ftm abomination. I use grammarly and sometimes I forget to disable it.
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    Hello, don't mind me

    Hi, I'm astralita and I was raised by the Internet. My first encounter with the never ending stream of keks provided by strangers from the internet acting in lolworthy ways was via la frikipedia. It was a clone of ED but in Spanish. Mind you this was way back 2007-08. Then I learned about the...
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