Jerry
monkey with internet access
how would you get a girlfriend?
how would you get a girlfriend?
- Thread starter Jerry
- Start date
how old do you like em?
Bad Optics
Ediot
Just by walking into the room. 
Honestly I have no clue how I pulled it off
Step one don’t be fat
U less you want a fat girlfriend
You see that a lot.. fat on fat….
U less you want a fat girlfriend
You see that a lot.. fat on fat….
Bad Optics
Ediot
Is this you?
I noticed that since your return from your hiatus, you haven't revealed anything about this mystery girl. So please, go on if you're willing
astralita
Newfag
if you are fat but strong that's not a problem, I mean fat as with a belly but with muscles (the normal % for a man, nothing freakish) under a thin layer of fat. Now if you are fat as flabby with no muscles that's another story.
Fat is fat fatty
This is herIs this you?
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I noticed that since your return from your hiatus, you haven't revealed anything about this mystery girl. So please, go on if you're willing
what happened to the they/them one?
Bad Optics
Ediot
I guess opposites attract isn't entirely true, huh?
So... what is she like? How did you meet? Does she know about EDF? When is she joining EDF?
That wasn't my gf, just a friend of mine.
For what it's worth, I almost dated her (but then fucked up my chance by having a spergout in front of her). We didn't talk for a long time because I tried to convince her to not get her tits chopped off.
I forgot to mention that she has some sort of polycule thing going on, and I'm not going to be her 3rd concurrent boyfriend. I have standards. They're low, but they exist.
ah, I was legit thinking you were going to go for that one
least you found one in the end.
Pretty girl , is that your gf?
My advice for pulling women is pay attention to your personal hygegine and fitness and talk to them.
Bad Optics
Ediot
Also, to answer your question Jerry. I'd get a girlfriend by finding a girl who's like me, considering the fact that Wales' population density is 150/sqkm2, 1 in 100 people have autism and/or tics so the chances would be 2.5 out of 150. Now I could try and interview 150 women in the street however the aforementioned things are just shared characteristics, not personality or mindset. Someone kinda erratic, obsessively hygenic, cheery... I don't know, just someone who I have a lot in common with. 
Something something edgy.
Something something the intensive care unit
Something something the intensive care unit
That is not how it works
