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  1. Daniel

    repent!

    Its name is Neil.
  2. Daniel

    The Floor Candy Tastes Like Grapes

    I used to consider myself to be a pretty religious person, until I made a conscious decision to stay away from Alcohol. I have lots of interesting jokes to share about why I feel that way too! For one, the Beautiful Savior is actually Hercules, also known as Emperor Tiberius. Apparently he did...
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    READ ME Hell week starts TODAY!

    Once upon a time, there was a BUILDING. and I got a PAPER CUT. But they put a Band-aid on it so it was alright.
  4. Daniel

    I went to San Carlos and all I brought back was this necklace

    Good call
  5. Daniel

    Pizza thread

    *horror*
  6. Daniel

    Pizza thread

    You're a mermaid
  7. Daniel

    Pizza thread

    What if it is made of dog?
  8. Daniel

    Dear Sirs and/or Madam

    Hi, this is @NP******W**** from San Carlos Correctional Facility! Hi! I don't eat much "turkey" and whatever else goes into a Salisbury steak anymore, but I'm also certain that everything that happened at SCCF was about the cost of the food that I eat ! So I am learning my lesson, giving up...
  9. Daniel

    I should just be frank

    Ever since that night at Neilson diining hall when I saw Gio Ignazio staring at me, I know that I have been on call. I think that this is some swiss guard kind of duty but I'm also pretty sure that while I'm busy being a TMNT, he is probably more stable in life apart from the obvious caveat of...
  10. Daniel

    Whores and charcuterie

    It just seems to me that if you cum in a prostitute, she has everything she wants, and even the Bible says, that's when she's keen on devouring the flesh. Just ugh.
  11. Daniel

    *sigh* that's the main part

    *sigh* that's the main part
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    Thanks for asking. I don't eat meat anymore because I feel it is unhealthy from a metabolic...

    Thanks for asking. I don't eat meat anymore because I feel it is unhealthy from a metabolic standpoint compared to other kinds of groceries that are not derived from actual livestock. I like nuts and seeds, fish, bread and cheese. But I stay away from all forms of alcohol and limit my...
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    I went to San Carlos and all I brought back was this necklace

    I'm newly out of Colorado Department of Corrections over a shoplifting incident that I got two years for. Now I'm on parole, but life is pretty good. I have some insurance, I just bought a laptop. Things are shaping up for me. But the absolutely batshit shitshow of immaturity at Arapahoe and...
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    Pizza thread

    There must be someone stark raving mad about federal dollars being used to feed pepperoni pizzas to prison guards via delivery
  15. Daniel

    what was your most recent purchase?

    $75 Michael Kors wristwatch $45 Silver ring $57 HP Chromebook
  16. Daniel

    Ponyboy is definitely my name

    Don't fucking contradict me about that I know exactly how to get to Oklahoma from DFW.
  17. Daniel

    Shylom!

    Hey, you sound Jewish. I'm some kind of Jew; Jagshemash
  18. Daniel

    Respectfully Sirs and Madams

    what is this fucking shit at SAN CARLOS CORRECTIONAL FACILITY. That is utter noob behavior. Tighten it up. White
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