I went to San Carlos and all I brought back was this necklace

[Daniel]

I'm newly out of Colorado Department of Corrections over a shoplifting incident that I got two years for. Now I'm on parole, but life is pretty good. I have some insurance, I just bought a laptop. Things are shaping up for me. But the absolutely batshit shitshow of immaturity at Arapahoe and Pueblo shows that really, compared to the sullen indignant behavior of not only people incarcerated but ALSO THE POLICE, I think my sentence could have been more lenient.

Ultimately what I have learned is this. One, don't drink alcohol. The other is this thing about the Campolongo family that I'm still working on.

 

[SuperChungus]

Well you're in Pueblo so that's your first problem.
Unless you're a spic, everybody hates you.

 

[Daniel]

Good call