2024 Golden IPod Awards

Golden IPod Awards 2024

  • Aaron Bushnell

    Votes: 7 50.0%
  • Dylan Butler

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Glenn Litton

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • John Barnett

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kagney Linn Karter

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maxwell Azzarello

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Natalie Rupnow

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Nex Benedict

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Samuel Santana Andrade

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Twomad

    Votes: 6 42.9%

  • Total voters
    14
If no one else is gonna care enough to make it, I might as well.

  • Aaron Bushnell - Zogbot ching chong wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of Palestine. Livestreamed it too! and got a street named after him!
  • Dylan Butler - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and almost raped six others.
  • Glenn Litton - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : LANZANIANBOOGALOO
  • John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under mysterious circumstances.
  • Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar whore who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
  • Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where The Donald stood trial on 34 counts.
  • Natalie Rupnow - Audrey Hale if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
  • Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
  • Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
  • Twomad - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on ketamine while playing Overwatch. Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.

Vote if you give enough of a shit.
 
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who are these "people"
 
Every nominee seems like an utter nobody (apart from twomad whose death wasn't even confirmed a suicide and also isn't included as an option in this poll) but Aaron Bushnell's suicide was definetely the most lulzy because of how he obviously regretted setting himself alight and started immediately screeching after 2 seconds, not to mention he thought he was making any change in the war lmao, so he seems like the only viable option. :|

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Voted for Twomad. :cool:

I would've went for Natalie Rupnow but I hate that bitch so much because she targeted a christian school and im a christian myself along with my family (not like in a bill jensen way but in a more like athiest way i believe im not too sure), but still... If I voted for Natalie, I would go to her grave and piss on it... no scratch that, I would dig out the fucking grave, open the coffin, take her dead decomposed body, and RAPE IT!!!!! I WOULD ALSO EAT IT WITH RONALD BROWN IF HE WAS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! so no, im not voting for Natalie and shes burning in hell anyways, so I went for Twomad instead because he kinda deserves a golden ipod, and lucky for him because he is up in heaven ready to marry Brianna Ghey :)
 
Voted for Twomad. :cool:

I would've went for Natalie Rupnow but I hate that bitch so much because she targeted a christian school and im a christian myself along with my family (not like in a bill jensen way but in a more like athiest way i believe im not too sure), but still... If I voted for Natalie, I would go to her grave and piss on it... no scratch that, I would dig out the fucking grave, open the coffin, take her dead decomposed body, and RAPE IT!!!!! I WOULD ALSO EAT IT WITH RONALD BROWN IF HE WAS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! so no, im not voting for Natalie and shes burning in hell anyways, so I went for Twomad instead because he kinda deserves a golden ipod, and lucky for him because he is up in heaven ready to marry Brianna Ghey :)
faggot

Twomad is burning in hell
 
Voted for Twomad. :cool:

I would've went for Natalie Rupnow but I hate that bitch so much because she targeted a christian school and im a christian myself along with my family (not like in a bill jensen way but in a more like athiest way i believe im not too sure), but still... If I voted for Natalie, I would go to her grave and piss on it... no scratch that, I would dig out the fucking grave, open the coffin, take her dead decomposed body, and RAPE IT!!!!! I WOULD ALSO EAT IT WITH RONALD BROWN IF HE WAS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! so no, im not voting for Natalie and shes burning in hell anyways, so I went for Twomad instead because he kinda deserves a golden ipod, and lucky for him because he is up in heaven ready to marry Brianna Ghey :)
did you just admit to being a necrophile or did I read that wrong
 
Voted for Twomad. :cool:

I would've went for Natalie Rupnow but I hate that bitch so much because she targeted a christian school and im a christian myself along with my family (not like in a bill jensen way but in a more like athiest way i believe im not too sure), but still... If I voted for Natalie, I would go to her grave and piss on it... no scratch that, I would dig out the fucking grave, open the coffin, take her dead decomposed body, and RAPE IT!!!!! I WOULD ALSO EAT IT WITH RONALD BROWN IF HE WAS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! so no, im not voting for Natalie and shes burning in hell anyways, so I went for Twomad instead because he kinda deserves a golden ipod, and lucky for him because he is up in heaven ready to marry Brianna Ghey :)
moralfag changed vote due to religion lol christfag
 
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