2024 Golden IPod Awards

[LordGrimThInvincible]

If no one else is gonna care enough to make it, I might as well.

• Aaron Bushnell - Zogbot ching chong wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of Palestine. Livestreamed it too! and got a street named after him!
• Dylan Butler - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and almost raped six others.
• Glenn Litton - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : LANZANIANBOOGALOO
• John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under mysterious circumstances.
• Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar whore who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
• Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where The Donald stood trial on 34 counts.
• Natalie Rupnow - Audrey Hale if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
• Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
• Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
• Twomad - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on ketamine while playing Overwatch. Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.

Vote if you give enough of a shit.

Natalie Rupnow killed White Christian people, so I am not voting her.

Dylan Butler had crappy aim, so fuck her too.

The rest of these guys are literal nobodies and/or unoriginal clones of eachother, some of whom do not even have ED pages.

Ultimately, it has to be between an hero Bushnell, or twomad.

Twomads was a lolcow, but his death was not filmed, nor was it confirmed to be a direct suicide like bushnell, so I think I will vote bushnell.

I am still unhappy that the creator of brave little toaster never got to be a contender, even though he an hero in 2008. We need to do a 2008 re vote with my little toaster creator in it IMO.

 

[LordGrimThInvincible]

Never mind III am voting for twomad cuz I changed my mind