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[moogs]

Biden's Video Editor Pieces Together 2 Minutes Of Coherent Remarks From 2 Hours Of Raw Footage

WASHINGTON, D.C.—It's another day in the Biden administration, and the president's brilliant video and sound editor Kal Kamden is hard at work sifting through hours of raw footage and multiple takes in order to piece together a coherent sentence for Biden's latest statement.

babylonbee.com

 

[lurk]

Biden's Video Editor Pieces Together 2 Minutes Of Coherent Remarks From 2 Hours Of Raw Footage

WASHINGTON, D.C.—It's another day in the Biden administration, and the president's brilliant video and sound editor Kal Kamden is hard at work sifting through hours of raw footage and multiple takes in order to piece together a coherent sentence for Biden's latest statement.

babylonbee.com

it's almost like we have a real president! amazin!

 

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A Russki doing God's work...

Russian doctor murders, dismembers and cooks transgender woman

Medic Mikhail Tikhonov, 27, murdered Nina Surgutskaya, 25, (pictured) in Kursk, Russia after realising she was transsexual when he tried to have sex with her on a night out in the city.

www.dailymail.co.uk

But would a God ever bother himself with such trivial things?

 

[Crassmeister]

 

[Likeicare]

Give russia back to the Russians

 

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Give russia back to the Russians

Russia already has more land than it knows what do with. Besides, the Russkies were sh*tty and incompetent overlords when they had the chance to boss eastern europe.

 

[Likeicare]

Russia already has more land than it knows what do with. Besides, the Russkies were sh*tty and incompetent overlords when they had the chance to boss eastern europe.

Im not sure what time period youre trying to talk about here

 

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Im not sure what time period youre trying to talk about here

In terms of Soviet occupation of Eastern Europe, Post-WW2 up to 1990

 

[Likeicare]

In terms of Soviet occupation of Eastern Europe, Post-WW2 up to 1990

Why are you talking about a 50 year period of a thousand year empire?

 

[Crassmeister]

Why are you talking about a 50 year period of a thousand year empire?

bullshit
there was no "russian empire" until the middle 16th century when ( fucking lunatic ) ivan the 1st slaughtered the boyars and forced various khanates and tribes to bend the knee, before that they squabbled constantly, from the 10th century until the Mongols invaded in 1240 the kievan rus ( ukraine today ) were the biggest power in the region
the history of what we call "russia" now was mostly an insane mess

you flunked out of history, didnt you

 

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It is believed that Ava Max has been lying about her age

Ava Max claims to be 26-years-old, but the Internet has decided she's lying. People believe she's in her late '20s or '30s but is lying to appear young because the pop industry tends to promote younger women more.

I actually believe that's true, which is a real shame.

People have been questioning Ava's age since "Sweet But Psycho" took off. Clearly, this interviewer knew about it and slyly decided to ask. Her reaction, at least based off of how this clip was edited, was a bit awk.

Well, this is awkward... Ava Max asked about her age in new interview

Ava Max claims to be 26-years-old, but the Internet has decided shes lying. People believe shes in her late 20s or 30s but is lying to appear young because the pop industry tends to promote younger women more. I actually believe thats true, which is a real shame. People have been questioning Avas...

www.breatheheavy.com

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Press F...

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

Oldie but goodie, elderly Asian woman brutalizes Jeff Daniels look alike.

Witnesses: Elderly Asian Woman Assaulted; Fights Off Attacker In San Francisco

An elderly woman being attacked on Market St. in San Francisco Wednesday - the latest victim in a wave of attacks on Asians in the Bay Area - turned the tables on her assailant, leaving him with injuries that required a trip to the hospital.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

Here is it in anime form!

 

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chinks are trying to out-poo the pajeet

 

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chinks are trying to out-poo the pajeet

 

[singing pills]

This is serious (serious). We could make you delirious (delirious). You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us). Too much of us is dangerous (no no no no). Doctors tell the pharmacies (pharmacies) Types of pills that you will need (you will need). And they know the harm that we can be (we can be) If we're not taken carefully (no no no no). We're not candy (believe us!) Even though we look so fine and dandy. When you're sick we come in handy, but We're not candy... ohhh, no.

 

[bella sorriest]

Please pray for Iran:

Live updates: Iran President Ebrahim Raisi in helicopter crash in East Azerbaijan Province; Hamas voices concern

A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi crashed while he was visiting a northern region in the country Sunday, according to the Iranian state news agency IRNA. Follow for live updates.

www.cnn.com

 

[bella sorriest]

Please pray for Iran:

Live updates: Iran President Ebrahim Raisi in helicopter crash in East Azerbaijan Province; Hamas voices concern

A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi crashed while he was visiting a northern region in the country Sunday, according to the Iranian state news agency IRNA. Follow for live updates.

www.cnn.com

is dead
inb4 kobe iran shoops

 

[Crassmeister]

lol okay

Iran President Raisi's death: 'It wasn't us,' says Israel, following tragic helicopter crash

An Israeli official denies involvement in the helicopter crash that claimed the life of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, as reported by Reuters. Raisi, a staunch supporter of Iran's supreme leader, died alongside officials in the crash. His presidency marked continued confrontation with the US...

economictimes.indiatimes.com