Actually decent fast food?

From a technical viewpoint, real italian pizza is objectively the best fast food. It is made from fresh ingredients and done in 90 seconds. No need to freeze anything or keep food warm over hours.
 
Church's chicken is good. Wendy's is goyslop. Burger King is goyslop. Hardees is goyslop. Taco Bell is goyslop. Not too many good ones. Steak and Shake is aight.
if we're going by report of the week, papa john's pizza is supposedly the only kinda decentish pizza chain out there even though they fuck up 50/50 of their orders he gets
 
From a technical viewpoint, real italian pizza is objectively the best fast food. It is made from fresh ingredients and done in 90 seconds. No need to freeze anything or keep food warm over hours.
you can also make it healthy by adding greek yogurth to the dough, it's not that hard to do. a margherita could come in at like 700-800 calories and has way less fat than a standard pizza you buy from a fast food place.
 
Yeah, German food is pretty good, but I only know of 1 German place near me, and only because they always do Oktoberfest shit there. I'll have to check it out sometime soon.
German food? You mean variations of fatty animal meats stuffed into their own intestines? I’ll pass.
It’s still mostly cheap carbs. No buono.
Quence, it’s not very convincing of you to type this while stuffing handfuls of French fries into your mouth. And don’t try to act coy; the IDF has full access to your webcam
 
It’s still mostly cheap carbs. No buono.
A dough rested with very little yeast for 12-24 hours is not cheap carbs, it's basically high quality bread. And I know my bread.
Everything else depends on what you put on your pizza.
 
Church's chicken is good. Wendy's is goyslop. Burger King is goyslop. Hardees is goyslop. Taco Bell is goyslop. Not too many good ones. Steak and Shake is aight.
Steak and Shake is absolute trash. Every time I visit my ancestral homelands in Michigan I would rather just drive further so I wouldn't have to even smell it.

They tried to open Steak and Shakes in the SF Bay Area and they ALL flopped hard: prices were too high, fries were too thin, portions too small. S&S core business is nostalgia, ie "my dad took me here, and his dad took him there... the quality is meh but it's about the memories"... but in an area where Steak & Shake never existed before = no nostalgia to tolerate it's shitty menu.

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In-N-Out is king

That said I'd kill for some White Castle out here in California
 
Also, unless you're white and therefore allergic to anything spicier than mayonnaise, avoid Church's Chicken. I've never tasted anything more bland and pathetic in my life. Their special sauce is literally just ketchup and mayo. Their Texas Toast isn't too bad, but you'd have to go out of your way to fuck up toast.
 
Steak and Shake is absolute trash. Every time I visit my ancestral homelands in Michigan I would rather just drive further so I wouldn't have to even smell it.

They tried to open Steak and Shakes in the SF Bay Area and they ALL flopped hard: prices were too high, fries were too thin, portions too small. S&S core business is nostalgia, ie "my dad took me here, and his dad took him there... the quality is meh but it's about the memories"... but in an area where Steak & Shake never existed before = no nostalgia to tolerate it's shitty menu.

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In-N-Out is king

That said I'd kill for some White Castle out here in California
The one in Gastonia, NC is bustin.
 
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