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Please don’t delete them. I love them and they are the only thing that gets me fans and pussy.

Without them I am just another loser. It’s alls I got. I am devastated without the attention of this collection of the brightest most satirical minds humanity has to offer.
 
You should write yourself some articles, I hope they had a recent back up instead of 2017 or 2020.
Why would I write for the site who I am the ultimate villain of?

EDiots can’t sleep without nightmares of me DDOSing their sites domain off the web.
 
should I make it AotN?
No, it’s already been article of the now 5 times. I have an infinity gauntlet of “accolades” from your cancerous site.

Making it AotN again would give me more attention and make me the happiest man alive. The only way to defeat a raging narcissist like myself is to ignore me and delete the articles.
 
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