ANDREW TATE: PUSSY
- Thread starter Crassmeister
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Buddy got fucked up big time. Did the source say what kind of injury or operation did this? Good gore too.
tear gas
Wow, didnt know tear gas could do that to some guys eye .
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
My guess would be that somebody launched a 40mm teargas grenade into his eye socket. Getting a chunk of metal to the face going 200-300km/h that then heats up as the arosolising agent torches off and then being hit full on with a concentrated chemical irritant at point blank minus (lodged actually inside your ocular cavity) range.. Yeah, that would fuck you up.
Are you certain about that? We will pay you to test it on yourself for the sake of science.
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
"We"
Keep your foodstamps, they aren't valid here.
Okay, you’re a hard bargainer. We will relent and pay you in your favourite currency: dried codfish with a side order of lutefisk.
It’s an offer you simply cannot refuse!
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Both of those consumables are outside your meager means.
We charge hard dineros for that sort of product, you'd have to try hard to convince somebody that you are human and volunteer for painful medical experiments to afford such luxuries.
Wow, you are driving a REALLY hard bargain! So we’ll sweeten the pot by adding 1 smalahove, some sursild, and of course a handful of fiskeboller.
You can’t accuse us of not being generous with that type of reward on offer.
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
"We"
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Or it is a conseQuence of generations of bad genetics and inbreeding, explaining the royal "we"
I think it’s fairly self-evident that I’m referring to you and all my other good buddies on EDF. Happy now?