Kakapo, a real life pokemon.
An endangered big flightless parrot with no natural predators, they're nocturnal and emit the smell of papaya very far.
Males dig a hole that functions as an acoustic amp and then make bassy sounds six days a week that can be heard 5km away, because no predators.
They also try to fuck anything that moves, including the heads and necks of people. Did I remind you they have no predators lol.
An endangered big flightless parrot with no natural predators, they're nocturnal and emit the smell of papaya very far.
Males dig a hole that functions as an acoustic amp and then make bassy sounds six days a week that can be heard 5km away, because no predators.
They also try to fuck anything that moves, including the heads and necks of people. Did I remind you they have no predators lol.
