ASS NAPKINS

[lurk]

i think weev would kick all yr asses out of pure disgust

it explains why he never came back here

imagine being so pathetic you gotta ride weev's dick.

 

[.wil]

 

[hipcrime]

The only way rape would make his asshole so loose he needs homemade ass tampons would be if either he was raped that same day or if he was raped with a fire hydrant.

Your sphincter is a muscle that doesn't just stop working because something passed through your ass. Otherwise everyone would need ass tampons forever after the first time they took a big shit.

He needs ass tampons because he has a terrible diet filled with ingredients that cause anal leakage and he doesn't know how to properly wipe his ass. I bet he defaulted to "it's from rape" because civilized people would respond with "oh, I better not ask anymore about this or get mad at him about this gross habit".

Thank goodness someone besides me knows of the amazing elasticity of the anus. My own theory is that he has a fissure or hemorrhoids or venereal warts, which can cause wiping to take more time, but if ya just keep at it, you can clean it up real nice for the next guy. I bet he simply CBA to wipe properly. There is a product for this, it's from the 70s but still made, it's called Tucks Medicated Pads. pls pass this info along to Stellmacht kthx. :^)

 

[A Fucking Box]

Thank goodness someone besides me knows of the amazing elasticity of the anus. My own theory is that he has a fissure or hemorrhoids or venereal warts, which can cause wiping to take more time, but if ya just keep at it, you can clean it up real nice for the next guy. I bet he simply CBA to wipe properly. There is a product for this, it's from the 70s but still made, it's called Tucks Medicated Pads. pls pass this info along to Stellmacht kthx. :^)

Gay anal expert has logged on

 

[hipcrime]

Gay anal expert has logged on

please, "repented gay anal expert", if you don't mind. :^)

 

[A Fucking Box]

please, "repented gay anal expert", if you don't mind. :^)

Praise Christ :smile:

 

[hipcrime]

Praise Christ :smile:

AMEN!

 

[Sleepy]

what ingredients cause anal leakage

when i go on vodka benders sometimes i need napkins of my own

 

[Sleepy]

except i have the pride to just shart my pants. thats what real men do. they don't hide behind homemade shit tampons.

 

[edge_beta]

Did he use black magick on you? I'm positively enchanted and entranced by the gaping hole in your anus

who isnt enthralled? btw when can you to get a matching set so we can all have a go?

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

WTF happened to Ade, is she still here?

 

[.wil]

"Other wiki is actually looking to recruit Zaiger and Conrad"
"For the most part they really don't do anything but circle jerk on the forums with the same 20 users"

 

[SK2.0]

lol recruit for what exactly? Counsel on how to stay out of jail?

 

[NetworkChief]

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"Other wiki is actually looking to recruit Zaiger and Conrad"
"For the most part they really don't do anything but circle jerk on the forums with the same 20 users"

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He isn't taking anything in any direction and keeps throwing out his copyright sperg BS.

Problem Aediot has is that he is not accepted by anyone even his ass napkins.

 

[lurk]

WTF happened to Ade, is she still here?

who? never heard of him

 

[Call Me Tim]

As a great Greek philosopher once said, "HOLY FUCKING AUTISM."

 

[Raddy]

lol recruit for what exactly? Counsel on how to stay out of jail?

Yeah except both are in jail. Maybe counsel on how to smuggle things in their orifices for their prison husband's contraband ring.

 

[.wil]

Yeah except both are in jail. Maybe counsel on how to smuggle things in their orifices for their prison husband's contraband ring.

Zaiger is out and is a manager of at Whole Foods. Or so I've been told lol.

 

[Raddy]

Zaiger is out and is a manager of at Whole Foods. Or so I've been told lol.

So he went from stealing money from wiki autistics and alcoholics to stealing money from vegans.

I approve of this career change.

 

[Addie]

more jewish lies from (((aediot))) i see. He really is grasping at straws lol.