Bragging about growing up working class is cringe

let me tell ya, back when i was a street urchin just startin out an pickin pockets, my pit boss said somethin that stuck with me for the rest of my life. he said "BOY! YOU BETTER BRING SUMTHIN BACK THIS TIME OR IT'S STRAIGHT TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH YOU!" if it wasnt for those words of wisdom, i wouldnt be a sleazy corrupt selfish self-made politician today.
 
We are totally the same. You and I both have a real passion for those three things that everyone in the country is split 50/50 on. I'm not like the those bad people without souls who are on the other side. I promise if you vote for me I'll vote for mandatory sunshine at least 200 days a year.
 
I think baka needs a hug again. Come gather round group hug.
 
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