Car thread obligatory
- Thread starter Crassmeister
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wait until this old fart dies and the grandkids argue over who inherits it
then one of them crashes it (naturally)
then one of them crashes it (naturally)
Mustang Mach-E Appears Unable To Stop Before Violent Crash In Viral Video | Carscoops
The bizarre incident in the Bay Area raises questions about whether the EV experienced a malfunction or if it was an unusual case of driver error
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Lucid (LCID) shuts down rumors that it sold just 9 Gravity SUVs this year
A new report claimed that Lucid Motors’ (LCID) new Gravity SUV had just nine registrations in its first six months....
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I can see why they're not selling. Almost $100k for an electric SUV? No thanks! I'll hold on to my Alien green shoebox lolLucid (LCID) shuts down rumors that it sold just 9 Gravity SUVs this year
A new report claimed that Lucid Motors’ (LCID) new Gravity SUV had just nine registrations in its first six months....
It’s no wonder you’re always cranky towards women: you drive a girl’s econobox. Ha!
eat shit
i have one of these, the maxed-out turbo version with dual clutch
it hauls fucking ASS. 0-60 in 5.8 seconds after retuning, tested it myself, must have gotten a really good example
fastest car i've ever owned, comfortable, loaded with features, gets 32mpg on the highway, even the stereo is first rate
it makes my old c5 corvette seem like a primitive slug
how good is it? the dealer keeps wanting to BUY IT BACK, and random people come up to me and make cash offers
The car is fine. I'm angry because your mom doesn't have time to take my calls because she's busy catering to you while you sit in her basement. I'm angry that your Dad has to work so much to support your curry nigger Norah Jones fan club. Can't even have a beer with the man because he's too tired from his long hours at Dollar General. Also, I'm angry at you for lying about your modeling career. The basement pics your uncle took doesn't make you a model.
Meanwhile, in Florida...
that's urine, isnt it, he's drinking urine
Yes, I’m sure you feel that way.
Hey, I went ahead and got you this handy chart. One day it could happen to you and it’s best that you’re prepared for the big day….maybe it’ll even take place in that girl’s shoebox you flounce around in.
This bring me back to the question I've asked twice on two different threads... Do your ball touch the poop water when take a shit, my good sir?
sadly i had to rule out the lexus
equation is as follows:
frozen shithole + RWD + almost 300 hp - self control = ???
funny thing is this equation has multiple solutions
1. car gets totaled
2. i end up dead
3. both 1 and 2
maybe i should move under the hole in the ozone layer...
equation is as follows:
frozen shithole + RWD + almost 300 hp - self control = ???
funny thing is this equation has multiple solutions
1. car gets totaled
2. i end up dead
3. both 1 and 2
maybe i should move under the hole in the ozone layer...
I know they're never gonna do it because they hate me, but EA should make a *proper* Most Wanted remaster. Same story, updated graphics + cars. Example: J.V.'s Viper
Where's my fuckin' Nobel Prize?
Last thing: keep the live-action cutscenes, but give us SLJ as Sergeant Cross.
Hey CM, you think you could artificially intel this? I would draw it, but my dad starting renovating my room while I was gone and he had to disassemble my desk among other things so he could fill in a pointless window (pointed at the neighbor's house 3 inches across the property line) then reinsulate and redrywall it.
Where's my fuckin' Nobel Prize?
Last thing: keep the live-action cutscenes, but give us SLJ as Sergeant Cross.
Hey CM, you think you could artificially intel this? I would draw it, but my dad starting renovating my room while I was gone and he had to disassemble my desk among other things so he could fill in a pointless window (pointed at the neighbor's house 3 inches across the property line) then reinsulate and redrywall it.