Charity Request: I Desperately Need Your Help

make a fake one today and keep adding randoms until it looks like a real one. what do you need it for?
As I’ve mentioned before, Facebook has really cracked down on new account sign-ups that use a VPN and are suspected of possibly not being who they say they are.

I just need to BORROW someone’s account for a short amount of time and then I’ll return it to him or her. I won’t do anything with it other than use it so I can look at a particular facebook page. I won’t post anything or interact with anyone.
 
As I’ve mentioned before, Facebook has really cracked down on new account sign-ups that use a VPN and are suspected of possibly not being who they say they are.

I just need to BORROW someone’s account for a short amount of time and then I’ll return it to him or her. I won’t do anything with it other than use it so I can look at a particular facebook page. I won’t post anything or interact with anyone.
If you can message me with a reasonable explanation for why you either cant make your own account or why this person youre trying desperately to get info on is hiding from you, i will consider giving you access to one of my alt accounts
 
raptor_j said: I just need to BORROW someone’s account for a short amount of time to lock them out of it and then I’ll say I'm very sorry. I won’t do anything with it other than lock us both out of it. I won’t post anything or interact with anyone because I also won't be able to
There is little chance of that happening because I will use the account for a very short amount of time and then return it.
 
If you can message me with a reasonable explanation for why you either cant make your own account or why this person youre trying desperately to get info on is hiding from you, i will consider giving you access to one of my alt accounts

I have tried several times to sign up for a facebook account. I will not give facebook my personal info, so I have used a different VPN every time. And every single time facebook has demanded that I provide video proof of who I am. It’s obvious that facebook has a list in its database of every VPN node in existence that it constantly updates and checks against new signups.

How many alt FB accounts do you have, Friend?
 
If you have a Facebook account, I beg of thee to feel a spark of humanity in your soul and allow me to borrow that account for a short amount of time.
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Mr. Fleacoller, do you have a facebook account?
Yes. If you want to use it, you'll need to write and submit a properly formated grant proposal, including an executive summary, problem statement, goals and objectives, and supporting documents. Please deliver this document to me by the end up the upcoming week and I will determine if you can use my Facebook account by the end of next month.

Thank you for your consideration.
 
Yes. If you want to use it, you'll need to write and submit a properly formated grant proposal, including an executive summary, problem statement, goals and objectives, and supporting documents. Please deliver this document to me by the end up the upcoming week and I will determine if you can use my Facebook account by the end of next month.

Thank you for your consideration.
So you’re saying that you’d like to lend me your FB account? Awesome!

Instead of all that fiddle faddle, I’ll just go ahead and PAY YOU for the very short-term use of said account

Thank You!
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So you’re saying that you’d like to lend me your FB account? Awesome!

Instead of all that fiddle faddle, I’ll just go ahead and PAY YOU for the very short-term use of said account

Thank You!
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The only payment I require is you applying for access via grant proposal. Nothing else will suffice.

Thank you for your consideration.
 
Remember quence, using someone elses account to message someone is still a violation of a restraining order
Thank You. Good to know.

The only payment I require is you applying for access via grant proposal. Nothing else will suffice.

Thank you for your consideration.
Nonsense. I will PAY you very well AND I'm pretty sure that I can find you a girlfriend.

You've never had a better offer.
 
Nonsense. I will PAY you very well AND I'm pretty sure that I can find you a girlfriend.

You've never had a better offer.
OK, $100 then. Just be sure you send it via nonrefundable "Friends and Family" options. I'll totally then give you access to one of my accounts.
 
I will need your account deets including the login information. Once I am able to access a specific FB page, I will PM you with the financial settlement. You will be very satisfied.
Lol no, you're the buyer, you're not in control of negotiations. What store lets you just get the stuff first THEN pay??
 
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