Chuck Norris has passed away

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  • "Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra; after ten excruciating minutes, the cobra died." – Believed to be the first Chuck Norris "fact", dating from the early 1980s.
"They tried to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard." – Stated by Norris to be his personal favorite "fact"

  • "Chuck Norris has a polar bear rug at home. It's not dead; it's just afraid to move."

  • "Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed fifty people; then it exploded."

  • “When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn’t get wet – the water gets Chuck Norris.”

  • "Chuck Norris doesn't flush toilets; he scares the sh!t out of them."

  • "Beneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist." – Another early Norris "fact" dating from the 1980s, later parodied on the American animated TV sitcom Family Guy.

  • "When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

  • "Chuck Norris's Social Security number is the last nine digits of pi."

  • "Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter."

  • "Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero."

  • "Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door."

  • "If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

  • "Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with one bird."
 
Norris developed a martial art system known as Chun Kuk Do. It’s also known as the Chuck Norris System.

This martial art includes a code of honor and rules to live by which are from Norris's personal code:

  1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
  2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
  3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
  4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
  5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
  6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
  7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
  8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
  9. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
  10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
 
Quence said:
Norris developed a martial art system known as Chun Kuk Do. It’s also known as the Chuck Norris System.

This martial art includes a code of honor and rules to live by which are from Norris's personal code:

  1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
  2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
  3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
  4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
  5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
  6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
  7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
  8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
  9. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
  10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
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cuck lol
 
Quence said:
Why don’t you go play football with the boys, Marsha?

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Quence said:
Uh oh, Quence is now threatening someone with physical violence. Truly tough adults don’t need to do that. I am disappointed.
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Quence said:
That kind of violence is unnecessary.
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Quence said:
I must say that violence is almost never the answer
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Quence said:
Good grief, do you have a fetish for violence?

Let’s try to get along…all of us.
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