Coming out

[Chimplord1997]

Hey guys I just wanted to come out and say that I have been hiding this for a while but I am now going to be open about the fact that I think unicorns are actually real, as in unicorns exist and if you are a maiden pure of heart you can go meet one and ride it

 

[tasuviyo]

In the Middle East we fry breaded unicorn in olive oil and eat it with tahini and hummus

 

[Demonic87]

Hey guys I just wanted to come out and say that I have been hiding this for a while but I am now going to be open about the fact that I think unicorns are actually real, as in unicorns exist and if you are a maiden pure of heart you can go meet one and ride it

They were real until fucking Noah didn't leave them on his ark. Something about not having gay party horses aboard

 

[Demonic87]

In the Middle East we fry breaded unicorn in olive oil and eat it with tahini and hummus

That sounds like a Muslim meal. You sure you're "Jewish" or you just claiming to be so your muzzie brethren don't chuck you off of a building for being a peter puffer?

 

[tasuviyo]

That sounds like a Muslim meal. You sure you're "Jewish" or you just claiming to be so your muzzie brethren don't chuck you off of a building for being a peter puffer?

Jews eat olive oil hummus and tahini too you bloated white pig

 

[Demonic87]

bloated white pig

I thought Jews were considered white. That sounds like a brown, goat fucker retort. Just answer me this, do you thigh little boys?

 

[Crassmeister]

kewl

 

[Chimplord1997]

Jews eat olive oil hummus and tahini too you bloated white pig

You eat Indian guy

 

[EverythingsComingUpSpring]

i hope they look like this

 

[tasuviyo]

I thought Jews were considered white. That sounds like a brown, goat fucker retort. Just answer me this, do you thigh little boys?

Jews aren’t white. We don’t have small dicks, we’re not hairless chimps, we don’t burn the moment the sun hits our skin

You eat Indian guy

You are fat

 

[Demonic87]

Jews aren’t white. We don’t have small dicks, we’re not hairless chimps, we don’t burn the moment the sun hits our skin



You are fat

So you're a mud skinned, gay, hairy Muslim from the Middle East. Thanks for clarifying that aspect, but the question I asked is if you thigh little boys.

 

[tasuviyo]

So you're a mud skinned, gay, hairy Muslim from the Middle East. Thanks for clarifying that aspect, but the question I asked is if you thigh little boys.

Americans are so fat and retarded they genuinely think everyone who isn’t a fat white American is a brown Muslim

I don’t fuck kids, but your president does

 

[Demonic87]

Americans are so fat and retarded they genuinely think everyone who isn’t a fat white American is a brown Muslim

I don’t fuck kids, but your president does

So what you're saying is that you're black as night. Are you a Somali butt pirate?

 

[LardChick]

I think unicorns are actually real

Well no shit sherlock, I heard about a real life unicon once that I fucking forgot its name since it was so long ago I was probably a kid when I saw the page randomly... from what I at least remember, the unicorn died around ~2007

 

[Crassmeister]

"somali butt pirates" great band name