Cooking Fails

[Stony]

Post your failed cooking attempts/stories here.

Today I tried to make peanut butter cookies but accidentally added extra egg so the texture was utterly fucked.

 

[tasuviyo]

quence soaks everything she cooks in goose fat or bacon grease does that count as a cooking fail

 

[Stony]

does that count as a cooking fail

I'm American, this is just normal to me, so no

 

[tasuviyo]

I'm American,

 

[Stony]

Whenever I'm hungry, I just peel back one of my fat rolls and reach inside. 6 times out of 10, I find a little morsel to eat

 

[Maysam]

in the smilies

 

[Stony]

Another cooking fail:

Tried to make tanghulu in the microwave to appease my Tik-Tok-obsessed younger sister. Accidentally burnt it by microwaving it for 30 seconds too long (sugar is apparently very temperamental). It probably did not help that she insisted on using cotton candy sugar in combination with the regular table sugar. Ended up with a sludge-green mess.

I will say that we did at least nail the texture, but I personally don't think that hard candy pairs very well with orange slices.