Cuts n' Scars
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Scumhook
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how did you get an axe wound on your palm
Caku
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It dropped out of a cabinet and i cought it by the the head.
Scumhook
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how did it "drop"?
Caku
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Well i opened it and it fell out as i opened it. Didnt even know what was falling out when i cought it.
Scumhook
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Caku
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It was a wall mounted cabinet used to store firefighting gear on the ship I used to work on. it was in a stairway but it was around chest level
Scumhook
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so did you steal the cabinet from the ship you used to work on, or did the alleged accident happen on the aforementioned ship?
Caku
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Happened right in front of the CEO when i wanted to show him our gear, he didnt notice as i shifted my grip immediately to the handle and just squeezed as hard as i could to stop the blood flow.
A Fucking Box
Site Pwner
He was cutting wood, but his aim is so bad, it went for his leg. But his aim is SO SO bad that it hit his hand. That's what they call a super double miss, or a miss and miss miss, or a mismiss.
Scumhook
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it turns out that i have lost interest due to alcohol and you not having large breasts, but i would like to thank you for your candour and your service
I shall now relax, and imagine my
is that handle, with you squeezing it like a fat human cockring
Scumhook
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yeah that was my first thought